Ninji
@ninji.dog
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Wolfdog, sometimes furry, sometimes shiny. Writes code for your favourite MMORPG. Likes cities, transit, gear, reverse-engineering and street photography. Moved from @_Ninji. en_GB/es_ES • 31, he/they θΔ • Glasgow, Scotland • t.me/Ninji (slow replies)
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Ninji @ninji.dog · Sep 12
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The worst thing about moving here is that I can’t RT this every year any more
a screenshot of a tweet I made exactly 15 years ago where I just said “I’m 16 now. yay.”
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I did a data export of my Telegram group (because people kept saying that history will disappear once it reaches 1 million messages) and it’s now taking up 50GB on my laptop

That’s a lot of yapping (and weird files that people have uploaded over the last 9 years)
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We’ve got knockoff Spirit Halloween in Glasgow now and it’s definitely scary
The front of a shop on a slightly dilapidated street corner. The sign has “Halloween Shop” banner that’s a bit too small to cover up the name of the generic clothing shop that used to be there. The window displays have various tacky costumes. A closeup of the left window display shows off a Minion costume that I can only really describe as “saggy”, a mannequin wearing black robes and a scary mask, and another mannequin wearing a rather skimpy frilly costume.
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Ninji @ninji.dog · 19h
Putting your menu on a computer is an excellent idea that can never go wrong in any possible way
a food counter with pasta dishes on display. there’s large monitors where you would expect a menu to be. the leftmost one has the Windows “Automatic Repair” screen on it, and the others are all blank
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Bought the last 26-30 Railcard I'll ever be allowed to have :(
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Yeah… What I’ve recently realised is that it’s easy to cargo-cult unit tests, but writing tests that actually add value (rather than feeling like an impediment) is a skill that’s been surprisingly difficult to hone — as well as figuring out how to fit them into old systems that didn’t have any
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I was being reasonably facetious :p But I’ve spent a lot of my life as a dev working on projects that aren’t easy to get automated testing into, either because they’re things like GUI apps, or because they’re huge legacy things I inherited that were never written with testing in mind
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I can tell I’m getting old because I’m actually writing unit tests on my own volition rather than because someone else is demanding them
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I remember seeing this brand in Spanish supermarkets in the late 2000s and I appreciate that their graphic design has remained exactly identical, even after they’ve expanded into other countries
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cursed idea of the hour: calling up the Amex Concierge to ask them to commission some furry art for you
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It’s usually just the same few people going on about this too…
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This gets worse if you get a bigger ring like I’ve done

I have gotten pizza sauce on mine before just from eating pizza
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i kind of wish there was an option for this — i have mod powers in a couple of huge (six-digit member count, i think?) servers and those are busy enough that quiet removal is probably the right option there

but for smaller ones… idk. give server owners the choice!
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Well, surprisingly I submitted it as my fursuit badge and it actually got approved… So maybe that’s a good sign
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classic BL…
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oh my god i was not expecting this much detail lmao

all of these do sound quite awkward tbf
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lol yep, i got so angry about this last night that i finally wrote a blog post ranting about it

in theory i could probably speed up some of my work as a dev by using them, but i just don’t want to go near them on principle. all the negatives vastly outweigh the few positives for me
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I speedran the reg process in under a minute and actually managed to get my first choice of room so I’ll be at NFC :3

Hopefully they’ll let me wear the dog head 🥺👉👈
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You can’t just tease me with a listicle and then provide zero entries out of the top 10
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I’m pleasantly surprised by how positive the reception to this has been — I thought it’d just end up being a rant that nobody would really bother reading, so it’s nice to see that people have enjoyed it
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I wrote a blog post! Why I remain a GenAI sceptic: wuffs.org/blog/why-i-r...

This is a bit of a comedic rant about egregious misuses of AI, and why I just can't bring myself to use it, even for tasks where it would actually save me time and effort.
Why I remain a GenAI sceptic - Ninji's Website
a bunch of weird and random technical stuff
wuffs.org
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To all my Dutch friends: [TJ "Henry" Yoshi voice] ij is two letters. you can't say it's only one