Absolutely ace Rachel Chinouriri show last night at Kentish Town Forum (her biggest solo gig so far) – she is going to be MASSIVE. Plus special guest Cat Burns!

Met Sarah Snook. She wished me a happy birthday. Day made. Also she’s excellent in The Picture Of Dorian Gray – the whole production is a marvel.

I miss actually looking at blue sky

Remember this important piece of libel law if you’re posting about the BBC Presenter: you could actually be right and then you WON’T get sued!!

What’s the best grift you’ve seen on here already?

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

What’s the best grift you’ve seen on here already?

Bluesky at my favourite place in the world.

Can I post about football on here? Or earnestly about my mental health? Not sure what the parameters are

Got to give Twitter some credit, posted these images asking what kind of boat it was and within five minutes I was given precise marine traffic data for it: a supply ship called HODOR that rich people put their toys on, following them nearby so their superyachts don’t get cluttered with…helicopters.

I have joined Bluesky on my annual holiday to Corfu, so it seems fitting to share my current view of the glorious blue sky.

Stop trying to do seminars on what posting is. Just post stuff. I don’t care what you do here and not on twitter. I’m going to use this place like it was meant to be used: to argue about who would play Stanley Ipkiss in a remake of the mask. I’m going with Walton Goggins or Andy Samberg

I haven’t read that Wet Leg article and I wasn’t at the Pulp gig last night. Am I still welcome on UK Bluesky?

*sincere voice*

I built my career on Twitter, ad well as my life and friendships, and it changed almost all of those for the better… and then some smooth-brained fuckwit billionaire came along and just broke the whole thing for everyone because ???? Probably some appearance on Joe Rogan ???

YEHHHH CAN DO IT THE WORLD* IS ROOTING FOR YOU

*several thousand media workers trying to rebuild their following-dependent egos

It’s nice to start again