Noah Patton
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Noah Patton
@noahpatton.bsky.social
Baltimore City.
Disaster Recovery Advocacy @
the National Low Income Housing Coalition.
Esq.

These are my personal opinions, there are many like them, but these ones are mine.
Also saw one of the new speedy bois! But took an older generation train as it didnt match my schedule.
September 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Models have it peeling off to the north (still knocking on wood tho - given that we live in the darkest timeline)
August 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Poitier Pandemonium"
July 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bring back the worlds largest trash can and have John Waters cut the ribbon
June 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Athwartships all the way
May 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Mid-Atlantic Emergency Response Initative when the Duke's Mayonnaise Presents The Southeast Emergency Management Assistance Compact asks for help:
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Frederick County's new one is an upgrade imho
March 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The movie "Her" but it's just me and the vernacular architecture Wendy's in San Juan, PR
March 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Last night in LA for the National Alliance to End Homelessness conference - popped over to a night market, got myself a big-ass poblano torta and a jaritos, sat and listened to middle school rock bands from the local youth center play indie rock covers
March 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
There is a statutory requirement that the FEMA Administrator have professional emergency management experience. The current Interim Administrator does not.

So, apparently, they've just decided to call him the "Senior Official Performing the Duties of the FEMA Administrator" and hoping that works?
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you are having trouble sleeping tonight for *existential reasons* I wanted to point out 2 things:

#1) From 1984-1990 MD Public Television produced an SNL-style live sketch comedy show called "Crabs"

#2) You can watch select episodes here via the UMD Library: av.lib.umd.edu/media_object...
January 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Sometimes I really miss working in the state legislature
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Pain
December 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I think it came over via Simpsons Shitposting groups and then just kinda stuck around afterward
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Join the National Low Income Housing Coalition's ridiculously good looking team here! We're looking for research and dev folks!: nlihc.org/about/opport...
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM