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noam chompers
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Mid-career postdoc
got some good responses to this one
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
because we're doing andor discourse for some reason, there ya go
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
on my joseph heller shit
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I created a new AI that is unbeatable at ping pong. I think it should be a CFO now
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Getting journal rejections like
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
was curious so i asked chatgpt, which (after a ridiculous amount of throat clearing) said this, which i didn't find much more impressive
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am definitely in the Midwest
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
need someone to fly half way across the country to talk about the epistemology of polarization and the metaphysics of sexual orientation? i literally do not know who else you could ask
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
updating my talk btw
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
working on a handout
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
lol
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
was robyn inspired to write this song by reading zadie smith's essay 'joy', which also toys with reductive neuroscientific accounts of 'ecstacy' in connection to human romantic/sexual connection? in the proprietary noam headcannon, yes
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
an anonymous correspondent sent me this
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
‘Tis the season! eczema gang, tap in 🧠
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
according to these top secret documents, it's actually called 'ephebophilia'...
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is probably my best new idea in years
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I often forget to make lettuce wraps, but truly might be the best effort to delicious ratio in the game
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lotta people posting email screenshots like this with captions like 'wow'. yeah man, i'll take your word for it. that's crazy
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just learned about Hanna’s book title and I thought you guys would want to know
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i dunno but this one is not one of those
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
people complain about the journal of controversial ideas, but they have managed to really streamline the peer review process and i think that's awesome
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
revolutionary idea: what if the democrats ran a centrist nobody particularly liked for prominent political office?
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
that's a whimsical way to put it
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the argument of this op-ed is: 1. AI is intelligent because people are inclined to call it 'intelligent'; 2. AI will be conscious because people will be inclined to call it 'conscious'; and 3. consciousness does not entail moral status because most people don't behave as though it does
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM