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Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 13h

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Sylvester McCoy episode. A man wearing dark clothes and a hat is sitting next to a woman, also wearing dark plain clothing, speaking in a shadowy room of some kind. Some stairs in the background. The man is leaning in close, and says, “There's a place. A secret place. Where some of us gather to indulge their depressions, to share their miseries, with other killjoys, like you and me.” On Earth, that’s called Reddit.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 1d

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Christopher Eccleston episode. Closeup of a picture book. (Remember those?) A hand is pointing at a picture of Pete Tyler, an extremely 1980s British guy wearing a blue polo shirt with black and white stripes and a thick gold chain necklace. Caption says, “Who’s that? It’s your daddy.” You can say that again.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 2d

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Patrick Troughton episode. The Doctor and Victoria are standing very close together in the TARDIS in front of the console. Victoria is looking up at the Doctor, who has a very cheeky smile on his face, looking down at her. Caption reads, “It’s so big.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 6d

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Jodie Whittaker episode. The Doctor is in a space prison, leaning up against a cage, speaking to something off-screen. Caption reads, “You can’t eat the cage. Believe me, I’ve tried.” Cut to a Weird Little Guy; caption reads, “SIGHS”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 9d

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Jon Pertwee episode. The Doctor is wearing a lovely green crushed velvet jacket, looking a little disheveled and tired, lying on the floor among some furniture, looking up at someone off screen. Caption reads, “They’ve had no sleep and nothing to eat for days.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 14d

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Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 20d

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Peter Davison episode. Nilson, an officer from the future (and you can tell, because he has a jacket with a weird collar with abstract colors and squares on it) is shielding his eyes above his face — even though there’s a bright blue light shining directly in front of him, not above. The whole frame of the image is a strong blue. Where the shadow is under his hand, his eyes are a red TV static. No caption.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 21d

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David Tennant episode. (Aren’t they all?) The Doctor, Rose and Jackie Tyler are in their council flat (two words that I, as an American, do not comprehend). Rose is talking to her mum, looking away in disappointment, the Doctor looking over in bemusement. Rose is holding some weird shiny round jewelry container thing, and says, “I get her bazoolium, she doesn’t even say thanks.” Relatable!

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 22d

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Tom Baker episode. (Aren’t they all?) The Doctor and Romana are in a brutalist concrete room, standing around a computer from the future, a large crystal pyramid thing. Romana has her arms crossed, looking at two others off-screen; the Doctor is holding his hands up, about a foot apart. Caption reads, “There will be a rather large…”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 23d

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Jodie Whittaker episode. We’re looking at a title card, with orange text on a black screen. I feel like I’ve seen something like this before, but I can’t quite place it. Text reads, “A LONG TIME AGO… (2019) FAR, FAR AWAY… (CHELTENHAM)”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 24d

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Colin Baker episode. The Doctor and Peri are in the TARDIS, the Doctor looking at the tiny little TV console, showing some cool Future Computery vector lines and things (that are, in actuality, overwhelmingly 1980s). Peri asks, “Well, I only asked a simple question.” The Doctor replies, “Indeed you did. It was the wrong question.” Like a pedantic Mastodon reply guy.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 27d

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Jodie Whittaker episode. The Doctor and Yaz are hanging upside down in a CSO (green screen) alien planet hellscape. Captions read, “Ready?” “No!” “Me neither, I love not being ready.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 28d

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Sylvester McCoy episode. The Doctor and Mel are standing in an incredibly dingy industrial area, giant letters and numbers painted on the rusted metal walls, with a tall man in a sparkly purple tuxedo excitedly reading something off a clipboard to them. They seem concerned. Caption reads, “A week, a whole week, in Disneyland, Planet Earth.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · 29d

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Episode with Ncuti Gatwa. (Remember him?) Inside a rustic old log cabin, light shining through the gaps in the walls, a mother holds a newborn baby boy. She says, “We thought Jonas would be a wonderful name.” The Rani is staring at them menacingly, saying, “I think it’s absolutely terrible.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Sep 9

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William Hartnell episode. A man in a business suit and tie is inside a room with nice gray curtains, holding a phone up to his ear. Caption reads, “What the devil’s wrong with this phone?!”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Sep 8

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Episode with Peter Capaldi, teenage heartthrob. Clara and the Doctor are in an American diner, Clara inexplicably dressed as a hostess in a blue uniform with a white collar. Neon lights behind her. Clara asks, “You been travelling?” The Doctor says, “Yeah. From time to time.” Apologies if you only just now got that pun from ten years ago.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Sep 4

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Colin Baker episode. The Doctor is standing in a big room in the far future, and you can tell, because the walls are all white with big light-up panels and things. There’s a triangular doorway in the wall with a bright glowing abstract portal inside it, and a plain grey ramp leading up to it. A bunch of people are helping the Doctor tie a rope around his waist. Caption reads, “Not as long as l'd have liked, but it will have to do.” I’ve heard that before.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Sep 3

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Matt Smith episode. The Doctor, Amy and Rory are staring up a posh hotel stairway, with nicely varnished wooden banisters, royal red carpet, and midcentury modern lights that arc around the middle of the frame. Amy and Rory are looking up and down; the Doctor is whizzing around too fast to be in focus, as per usual. Caption reads, “I’m sorry, but I don’t see any huge hats.” The 2nd Doctor would be disappointed.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Sep 2

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Patrick Troughton episode. Zoe, Jamie and captain Leo Ryan are standing around a space station, shaped like a wheel… in space. You can’t tell though, because there are two extreme close-ups on Zoe and Jamie’s faces, as this episode is missing and recreated from tele snaps. Zoe says, “24,564,000 miles at perihelion and 161,350,000 miles at aphelion.” Jamie, the Doctor’s lover, says, “Oh, I was dying to know that.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Sep 1

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Episode with Peter Capaldi, teenage heartthrob. The Doctor is in a dark spaceship, wearing a space suit without a helmet. His eyes are frosted over, because he’s blind. Nardole (and several others) are in the room with him as he says, “The end point of capitalism. A bottom line where human life has no value at all. Like every worker, everywhere — we’re fighting the suits.” Happy Labor Day, Americans.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Aug 29

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Tom Baker episode. (Aren’t they all?) Three Daleks are standing around a control room in the far future, and you can tell because there’s a bunch of panels of lights and things. Wonder how the Daleks operate them without human fingers. One Dalek says, “Penetration to lower level will commence immediately.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Aug 28

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Ncuti Gatwa episode. Miss Belinda Chandra is standing in the TARDIS, with fun blue and orange lights. Belinda is wearing a bright yellow dress. She looks distressed, tears in her eyes, staring into the middle distance of the TARDIS console. Caption reads, “Planet Earth is broken or 2025 is broken?” Both. The answer is both.

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Jon Pertwee episode. The Doctor is in a space center that doesn’t exist in real life, but it’s okay, because it’s The Near Future (maybe). The shot is so close you can’t really see the room, but that’s okay, because it’s pretty low budget, anyways. The Doctor is holding a shiny silver microphone looking mildly concerned. Caption reads, “How many beans make five?”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Aug 26

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David Tennant episode. (Aren’t they all?) Sally Sparrow and whats-her-name Nightingale are walking through an old house. Sally is posing in front of an old mirror, then they both walk through a decrepit room. Captions read, “I love old things. They make me feel sad.” “What’s good about sad?” “It’s happy for deep people.”

Doctor Who Minus Context @nocontextwho.bsky.social · Aug 25

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Colin Baker episode. We’re inside a civilian space ship in the future, that just so happens to be decorated like it’s the late 1980s, with bright colors, plants, white chairs with pastel colored seats, a bright orange wall, an inexplicable pyramid in the background. A woman wearing a garish purple pantsuit is strutting up to the front desk, where there’s a shiny triangle on the wall, some computer thing, and an ordinary desk phone. A man and a woman are wearing weird future clothes. Captions read, “Am I expected to trust my life, for millions of miles, to a bunch of incompetents who can't even get my luggage aboard without losing it?”