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Just Woodley
@noctisumbra.bsky.social
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Some problems are best solved with the forceful application of a baseball bat
Blunt, occasionally brusque apoplectic towards intolerance
The solution is simple: we fight back so hard, they declare a new Independence Day
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Image from "The Simpsons" showing a news paper clipping featuring Abe Simpson with the headline "Old Man Yells at Cloud"
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I suspect it's some variation on this with these folks
Still image of a character from the PBS show "Arthur" looking at a door with a sign and saying "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Candidate pool for Senate currently to(finally) replace Earnst. If our state house elections are an indicator(I live in Iowa), the midterms could be pretty interesting
Candidate list for Iowa US Senate: Chris Henry(D), Nathan Sage(D), Josh Turek(D), Zach Wahls(D), John Berman(R), Jim Carlin(R), Ashley Hinson(R) and Joshua Smith(R)
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I mean look at this, I mean yeah MAGA might go for this as "evidence" but that's probably about it. There is no way the shooter actually wrote this.
Image of 5 rifle rounds, the second one from the right has "ANTI-ICE" written in blue ink on the shell casing.
September 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Part of a SCOTUS decision that reads: Second, the IJ concluded that petitioner did not ob- tain citizenship at birth based on his father's status as U.S. citizen. Pet. App. 42-43. At the time of peti- tioner's birth, federal law provided that a child born abroad to one U.S. citizen parent and one alien parent was a U.S. citizen if the U.S. citizen parent had been physically present in the United States for ten years <with military service counting toward that require- ment), at least five of which were after age 14. Ibid.; see 8 U.S.C. 1401(g) (1982).7 The IJ explained that petitioner did not qualify under that provision be- cause, at the time of petitioner's birth, his father had been physically present in the United States for only nine years. Pet. App. 43.
June 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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You need something like this at the ready, reading some of the comments(were I a less lazy person, I would edit this for Bluesky)
Hall of fame tweet from @bravocoolee that says: "Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."
June 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Jesus:
Image of Michael Jordan in a blue t-shirt saying "... and I took that personally"
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I give you David Benaron. Dunno who that is on the right
David Benaron in a full feline fur suit taking a picture with an unknown individual in a light blue hooded sweatshirt and gray sweatpants.
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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@gregdoucette.bsky.social I know that MAGATs can be breathtakingly stupid, but there is something about seeing it in written form that really punctuates that point
Tweet with an image regarding China halting all beef imports from the US, with a response stating that we could sell beef to India since they have so many people.
April 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Not my video, but this was Des Moines today
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Doodle of a guy with a stick labeled "US Citizens" poking at text that says "Congress" in the hopes that they will do something actually useful to try and stop our decent into a Hellscape as a Country
March 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Appropriate now as it was then
February 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Additionally, this is Loki and Arbuckle. Loki is the gray and white and they had what think was a pretty nasty upbringing before being abandoned in coyote country. Thankfully they were found by a couple in the area and we took them in. They are pair bonded and extremely well loved now.
A gray and white tuxedo cat bathing a gray cat on a brown ottoman
January 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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This is Shadow. Shadow loves attention, but what she loves most is to jump onto the bed, roll onto her back, stretch her paws above her head and purr up a storm while getting chest scritches and belly rubs.
Image of a black kitten laying between a box of wet kitten food and a doggie donut ment to prevent licking of surgical incisions
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Mike rightfully calls out mean spirited behavior
Luigi:
Image of Michael Jordan with his hands out, text in the image says: "... and I took that personally"
December 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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The question is will it be the one from Mike, or will it be from Warner Bros
Skeet from IP stealing company featuring a white mug with an old school "Cartoon Network" logo. Skeet says "Relive your favorite cartoon moments with the" Cartoon Network logo mug" Perfect for coffee, cocoa, or tea during your classic cartoon marathons
December 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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@gregdoucette.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social dude apparently knows about "Shut the fuck up Friday"
Tweet from Collin Rugg, the text of which is: "NEW: Luigi Mangione arrives at court for a preliminary arraignment for being suspected of executing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson Mangione is reportedly refusing to talk after a McDonald's worker called him in to the police. *Suspect didn't say a word. He refused to talk," a law enforcement official told Fox News"
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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@gregdoucette.bsky.social I know it's from the hellsite, but damn
December 4, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Same energy
Quote from the movie "Dogma" : Jay: I mean we fell in love with you! Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know! [Rufus falls out of the sky] Jay: [shouting skyward] Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know! [nothing happens] Jay: Oh, well. It was worth a try.
November 21, 2024 at 8:30 AM
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I just realized that I've been talking about my doggos, I should show at least my Dobie, who is acting like she is attention starved here
Picture of a red and tan dobermann laying on an ottoman wanting attention
November 10, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Appropriate video game ad from 2017
November 5, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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@gregdoucette.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social whole new levels of passive voice over on the shithole
Tweet by Gothamist stating "Four people were shot by NYPD bullets - including a bystander who was struck in the head- on Sunday afternoon when officers opened fire at a man they say evaded the subway fare and drew a knife in Brooklyn."
September 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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This is also..... quite the take
July 17, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Don't forget the collection of blood evidence. The Sally port video. The unsecured crime scene. The destruction of digital evidence....I may or may not personally be following this and I would still like to know what Greg thinks of this for evidence collection
June 12, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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@kenwhite.bsky.social @gregdoucette.bsky.social on a scale of 1 to WTF, how would you rate this?
Post featuring 6 red solo cups in a paper bag used to collect blood evidence from a crime scene
May 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM