I had this album on cassette tape as a kid and I love it so much. I didn't watch the actual TV special until I was an adult and it's also fun, if nothing else just to see Miss Piggy flirt with John Denver

I also said "I'm not applying for jobs, I'm applying for a devil's bargain where I trade 40 hours a week of my life for health insurance" and I stand by that statement

to be clear: I'm putting this much effort in because on some level I *enjoy* this shit, I like solving problems and making my spreadsheets look pretty