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Nömenlōony
@nomenloony.co.uk
GenX baldy beardy pierced guy. Monday is bin day. He/Him. Woke.

🤘 Metalhead 🎵
🎸 Bassist
🎢 Rollercoasters
🕹️ Twitch streamer
🌌 Astronomer
🖤 Latex & leather
🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQIA+ daddy Dom vibes
👩‍❤️‍👨 Taken
🇪🇺 Not over it

www.nomenloony.co.uk
Ooooh I resemble that remark.
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It's a puddle of cat.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Another day in Wolverhampton.

One last issue to find now and then we are good.
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Dickhead "what the fuck were you wearing in that Instagram photo"

Me "well it wasn't mucky grey jogger bottoms and crocs, you knob"
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Love my Oakley's. Had them for years now. Even got the head dents to prove it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The #latex is back out.

I finally got my arse into gear and got some dressing aid and shine after trying to achieve the Primula Effect*

*The Primula Effect is when you try and squeeze enough Primula cheese from the tube for that one last cracker despite it being very empty.

#primulaeffect
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Let's start an over 30's thread...

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November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Put a new RCD socket in today.

Plugged this 4 way adapter in and it tripped as soon as I plugged an appliance in. Then I looked in the plug. Can you spot the mistake?
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you're an open web kind of person Mastodon is my favourite place. I'm becoming much more active there.

I don't like when people "own" social media. It gives them too much power.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Pffft Hollywood and influencers getting in on the full leather thing...

I've been doing this for years! I'm a trendsetter.

There'll be getting silly numbers of piercings next.

#leather #leathershirt #fullleather #leatherjeans
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Getting used to the drone now. Follow mode is amazing and now I've figured how to do low and high shots I'm going to have so much fun.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The world's biggest fossilised human shit was dropped by a Viking in the 10th Century.

It's 9" long for fucks sake! Just how?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Got myself a drone. Passed my licence and everything so I'm fully legal.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It's almost Whamageddon.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Yeah they're amazing but I don't think people realise how light they are compared to how heavy they look.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
How do you walk in those boots?

Well actually, exactly the same as I always walk in boots!
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Instagram now limits to three hashtags.

Well that's a bit shit now, isn't it
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fuck Reform.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's lovely being a weirdo.

You can sit on a tram and you'll either be alone in a four seat bay, or you'll attract one of your own kind and strike up a great conversation with a really interesting person.

#leather #newrock #piercings #alternative
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Cold weather?

Wear leather!
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Shouldn't punch down, but this is hilarious
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So glad we're safe
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I bought a thing
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Who spunked up on Tommeh?

Come on... Admit it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've got a great gig in Sheffield this Thursday but ticket sales are quite frankly shite! If you're at a loose end...
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM