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Jeff Long
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Come on Google do you have to correct every little damn mistake I make I am only human, let me live my life
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just wait a god damn second, have I been using women’s golf balls this whole time?!
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Beautiful day to be out there shanking some balls.
May 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This sounds great and all, but why garlic bread in the park and not unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden?
May 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Next time you struggle with a workout remember that sweat is just jira tickets leaving the body
April 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hey what the hell
April 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Tried the expensive protein bar, pretty gross. Great macros, but for the price and taste still can't beat Barebells. Feels like I'm stealing someones food too, sorry Dave.
March 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wait it’s pepto bismol not pepto bismo?
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hate it when I log into the AWS console and it randomly decides to default my region to Skibidi Ohio...
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Real bummer about bluesky shutting down... this RedNote app is a great alternative though!
January 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you buy a 3d printer, you too can be the proud owner of a gold Picolas Cage
January 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
A competent team with a realistic chance at winning championships would keep fans from selling tickets. You know what doesn't help? Telling everyone you only care about selling tickets.
January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rubber duck programming is great, but I prefer Caleb Williams programming. “Ok Caleb so by calling reduce here, an accum..” <sacked for loss of 13 yards>
January 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In one hour it will be 2025, and you know what that means. That’s right, Xfinity is about to bless me with more data!
January 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Parenting milestone: daughter just called me bruh for the first time. So based.
December 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
At the vet and this branding for gloves was a choice. What are you doing to my cat back there night angel?
December 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Imagine all of the new kitchen appliances and gift cards you get to split from the wedding too, brilliant
December 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Tried to have AI create a new Drake meme with a third panel and what... memers: your jobs are safe.
December 11, 2024 at 12:29 AM
This has to be one of the biggest data leaks of all time everyuuid.com
Every UUID
A searchable list of every UUID v4 - scroll till you find a new favorite.
everyuuid.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Another day, another accidental `git commit -am --amend`
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
How do I get some of this Hawk Tua coin? Trying to buy the dip...
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
December 3, 2024 at 6:28 PM
It's wild to me that Bo Nix has his own operating system and still comes in clutch on Monday Night Football, like how?
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 AM
You don't know me.
December 2, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Listen buddy, same, but we’re going to get through this
November 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM