Come on Google do you have to correct every little damn mistake I make I am only human, let me live my life
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Come on Google do you have to correct every little damn mistake I make I am only human, let me live my life
Just wait a god damn second, have I been using women’s golf balls this whole time?!
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just wait a god damn second, have I been using women’s golf balls this whole time?!
Beautiful day to be out there shanking some balls.
May 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Beautiful day to be out there shanking some balls.
This sounds great and all, but why garlic bread in the park and not unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden?
May 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This sounds great and all, but why garlic bread in the park and not unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden?
Next time you struggle with a workout remember that sweat is just jira tickets leaving the body
April 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Next time you struggle with a workout remember that sweat is just jira tickets leaving the body
Tried the expensive protein bar, pretty gross. Great macros, but for the price and taste still can't beat Barebells. Feels like I'm stealing someones food too, sorry Dave.
March 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Tried the expensive protein bar, pretty gross. Great macros, but for the price and taste still can't beat Barebells. Feels like I'm stealing someones food too, sorry Dave.
Wait it’s pepto bismol not pepto bismo?
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wait it’s pepto bismol not pepto bismo?
Hate it when I log into the AWS console and it randomly decides to default my region to Skibidi Ohio...
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hate it when I log into the AWS console and it randomly decides to default my region to Skibidi Ohio...
Real bummer about bluesky shutting down... this RedNote app is a great alternative though!
January 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Real bummer about bluesky shutting down... this RedNote app is a great alternative though!
If you buy a 3d printer, you too can be the proud owner of a gold Picolas Cage
January 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you buy a 3d printer, you too can be the proud owner of a gold Picolas Cage
A competent team with a realistic chance at winning championships would keep fans from selling tickets. You know what doesn't help? Telling everyone you only care about selling tickets.
Bears chairman George McCaskey: Need team that will keep fans from selling their tickets.
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Bears chairman George McCaskey: Need team that will keep fans from selling their tickets
The Bears closed out their home schedule against the Seahawks on a Thursday night in Week 17 and the fans at Soldier Field made their displeasure with the on-field product clear over the course of the...
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January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A competent team with a realistic chance at winning championships would keep fans from selling tickets. You know what doesn't help? Telling everyone you only care about selling tickets.
Rubber duck programming is great, but I prefer Caleb Williams programming. “Ok Caleb so by calling reduce here, an accum..” <sacked for loss of 13 yards>
January 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Rubber duck programming is great, but I prefer Caleb Williams programming. “Ok Caleb so by calling reduce here, an accum..” <sacked for loss of 13 yards>
In one hour it will be 2025, and you know what that means. That’s right, Xfinity is about to bless me with more data!
January 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In one hour it will be 2025, and you know what that means. That’s right, Xfinity is about to bless me with more data!
Parenting milestone: daughter just called me bruh for the first time. So based.
December 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Parenting milestone: daughter just called me bruh for the first time. So based.
At the vet and this branding for gloves was a choice. What are you doing to my cat back there night angel?
December 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
At the vet and this branding for gloves was a choice. What are you doing to my cat back there night angel?
Imagine all of the new kitchen appliances and gift cards you get to split from the wedding too, brilliant
December 13, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Imagine all of the new kitchen appliances and gift cards you get to split from the wedding too, brilliant
Tried to have AI create a new Drake meme with a third panel and what... memers: your jobs are safe.
December 11, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Tried to have AI create a new Drake meme with a third panel and what... memers: your jobs are safe.
This has to be one of the biggest data leaks of all time everyuuid.com
Every UUID
A searchable list of every UUID v4 - scroll till you find a new favorite.
everyuuid.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 PM
This has to be one of the biggest data leaks of all time everyuuid.com
Another day, another accidental `git commit -am --amend`
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Another day, another accidental `git commit -am --amend`
How do I get some of this Hawk Tua coin? Trying to buy the dip...
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
How do I get some of this Hawk Tua coin? Trying to buy the dip...
It's wild to me that Bo Nix has his own operating system and still comes in clutch on Monday Night Football, like how?
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 AM
It's wild to me that Bo Nix has his own operating system and still comes in clutch on Monday Night Football, like how?
Listen buddy, same, but we’re going to get through this
November 26, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Listen buddy, same, but we’re going to get through this