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Norbert Natvig

@norwegiannaturist.bsky.social

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Hallo. I am Norbert Natvig. I was voted second best naturist in Norway by readers of Norwegian Naturist Magazine! I am also asking very good questions😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 7h

Here now 😁

Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 7h

Write a poem about a crocodile from Crete?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 7h

Sunday evening view👇😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 8h

Guess which idiot picked up the wrong suitcase (in fairness it was identical) at the airport and drove half way across Crete before picking up a message from the chap who had his suitcase picked up by an idiot?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

But you can’t!😜

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

Miss!😳

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

Would you if you could?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

What smell reminds you of school?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

How well behaved have you been this evening?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

What was the last thing you imagined?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

What is your favourite word that starts with S and ends in D?🤔😁

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

Hoover make all sorts of things you dipstick. Washing machine machines tumble dryers.🤦🏼‍♂️

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There is nothing pure about your bum mate!

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Norbert Natvig @norwegiannaturist.bsky.social · 1d

I was chatting to @proseccoscot.bsky.social about her four-year-old nephew the other day. ‘Can you believe it, he doesn’t even know how to say please in Spanish yet’, she said.

‘That’s poor for four’, I replied!😜