Now I didn't expect to read that

She should team up with Mr Icke.

Whatever

It's not obvious to me which way round this analogous head would be.

Or reading or writing graffiti

Perhaps because:
It likes the tiles,
maybe it's looking to see if the loo paper is installed the right way round, or
It's been naughty?

Debut, is the face facing the wall or away from it? Otherwise that doesn't help.

Perhaps rather than installing the sense of remote touch into robots, they should instead teach them how to not fall over when playing football(soccer).

Actually perhaps not, 'cos lots of the human ones seem to fall for no reason

Balance for instance