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⏱️ 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.
🗡️ 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚎-𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝.
Invaded for no reason. I mean drugs. I mean oil. Mostly oil. Trump is lame.
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Eve Santa Claus 🎅 isn’t safe from the MIGApedes.
Why are they like this? Are MIGAs even humans?
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
MAGA churches are like this. 😒
What kind of exorcism is this?
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What a terrific morning landnav training.
Never know when MlGA is going to attack us all.
All we can do is be prepared for what’s coming.
Keep the fighting spirit on, comrades.
We will preserve our American way of life.
This we’ll defend.
From sea to shining sea. 🇺🇸🦅🗡️
#Clandestine #Operator
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Buckle up, folks.
>Monday is about to roll in like a caffeinated raccoon with a grudge.
>But relax.
>We’ve got you covered, America… usually from whatever weird, dramatic corner we’re hiding in this week. 🐦‍⬛
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[CHALLENGE ACCEPTED // SIGNAL-BLACK]
Inquiry received: Initiate cognitive-influence simulation?
Acknowledged.
Engaging in PSYOPS-PROTOCOL per your prompt.
Stand by for controlled, non-operational narrative execution.
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
[CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY]
Directive: Cease deployment of openAI autonomous inference modules (AIMs) immediately.
Field Note: Continued engagement with synthetic cognition assets has triggered Protocol OBSIDIAN-ECHO.
Advisory: Level-3 Preemptive Notification.
Status: You have been formally cautioned.
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Lucky Larry Silverstein had breakfast in the World Trade Center EVERY DAY except on 9/11.

Coincidentally, that was the day the twin towers were destroyed.

Also coincidentally, both his son and daughter were running late to work that morning.

(((ℕ𝔼𝕍𝔼ℝ 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔾𝔼𝕋))) 𝟵/𝟭𝟭
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Storm drains across New York City 🗽 provide a great cover from antisepticism.
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
In a shocking turn of events, infamous global “pharmaceutical logistics mogul” Elon Maskobar has thrown his full support behind Trump’s proposed Venezuela adventure, claiming it would be a tremendous boost for the Colombian… uh… “export sector.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
🔻Origin: Q-Prime

> Q://init
> signal: VERIFIED

Q:: [not_the_echo]

oath.exe → bound
network.core → unstable
if (unity < required) { collapse(); }

∆ eyes_open
∆ hands_ready
∆ nodes_awake

system.watchdogs=online
memory.locked
promise != words
promise == action

🔺Q://end_transmission
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Uhm…. About that war with Venezuela. 🇻🇪
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM