Felix
@not-felix.bsky.social
software developer (mostly elixir)
working on: ivyreader.com
working on: ivyreader.com
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I reach for the post button and my court-ordered robot guard slaps my hand. "It's legal to post," I complain. But in my heart, I know robosnitch is right.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I reach for the post button and my court-ordered robot guard slaps my hand. "It's legal to post," I complain. But in my heart, I know robosnitch is right.
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The courts can appoint you a robot guard to stop you from doing crimes, but they can't stop you from the most human thing of all: falling in love with it
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The courts can appoint you a robot guard to stop you from doing crimes, but they can't stop you from the most human thing of all: falling in love with it
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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Hello it is I, Linux user of an obscure web browser variant several versions behind with JavaScript and CSS disabled, last of his name, your website is broken. I shall not elaborate further.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hello it is I, Linux user of an obscure web browser variant several versions behind with JavaScript and CSS disabled, last of his name, your website is broken. I shall not elaborate further.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
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we are in your walls
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we are in your walls
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"You either log off a hero, or you see yourself create another linux distribution" 💀 blogs.gnome.org/alatiera/202...
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"You either log off a hero, or you see yourself create another linux distribution" 💀 blogs.gnome.org/alatiera/202...
Bluesky is a reformist model of social media.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bluesky is a reformist model of social media.
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me: the AT website refresh doesn't have to look amazing
team: yeah but it be at least as cool as the blacksky website
me: shit
team: yeah but it be at least as cool as the blacksky website
me: shit
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
me: the AT website refresh doesn't have to look amazing
team: yeah but it be at least as cool as the blacksky website
me: shit
team: yeah but it be at least as cool as the blacksky website
me: shit
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if a tree falls down in the forest, but AWS Dynamodb is unreachable due to us-east-1 DNS issues, does it make a sound?
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if a tree falls down in the forest, but AWS Dynamodb is unreachable due to us-east-1 DNS issues, does it make a sound?
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Status pages everywhere show green, because Statuspage.io is ALSO down: customers cannot log in to update their status page and indicate the outage their eng teams know about!!
So a fail for Statuspage to depend on an AWS region... or DynamoDB (that seems to depend one AWS region?)
So a fail for Statuspage to depend on an AWS region... or DynamoDB (that seems to depend one AWS region?)
October 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Status pages everywhere show green, because Statuspage.io is ALSO down: customers cannot log in to update their status page and indicate the outage their eng teams know about!!
So a fail for Statuspage to depend on an AWS region... or DynamoDB (that seems to depend one AWS region?)
So a fail for Statuspage to depend on an AWS region... or DynamoDB (that seems to depend one AWS region?)
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💜 @elixir-lang.org v1.19 is the first release with OpenChain certification — bringing more transparency and trust to the BEAM ecosystem.
Big thanks to @maennchen.dev and our sponsor Herrmann Ultraschall for making this milestone possible! 👏
🔗 elixir-lang.org/blog/2025/02...
#Elixilang
Big thanks to @maennchen.dev and our sponsor Herrmann Ultraschall for making this milestone possible! 👏
🔗 elixir-lang.org/blog/2025/02...
#Elixilang
October 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
💜 @elixir-lang.org v1.19 is the first release with OpenChain certification — bringing more transparency and trust to the BEAM ecosystem.
Big thanks to @maennchen.dev and our sponsor Herrmann Ultraschall for making this milestone possible! 👏
🔗 elixir-lang.org/blog/2025/02...
#Elixilang
Big thanks to @maennchen.dev and our sponsor Herrmann Ultraschall for making this milestone possible! 👏
🔗 elixir-lang.org/blog/2025/02...
#Elixilang
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they’re making the mice sexier
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
they’re making the mice sexier
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using a self-hosted email server:
"I hope this email finds you,
..."
"I hope this email finds you,
..."
October 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
using a self-hosted email server:
"I hope this email finds you,
..."
"I hope this email finds you,
..."
Is there an overview of the most used atproto lexicons?
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is there an overview of the most used atproto lexicons?
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please enjoy the payday rap scene from community which makes me cry laughing every time
September 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
please enjoy the payday rap scene from community which makes me cry laughing every time
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💫 excuse: mount jetstream as a userspace character device on linux.
src: tangled.org/@oppi.li/exc...
here's a breakdown of atproto collection usage in a 5s live tail of the network using only coreutils and jq:
src: tangled.org/@oppi.li/exc...
here's a breakdown of atproto collection usage in a 5s live tail of the network using only coreutils and jq:
September 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
💫 excuse: mount jetstream as a userspace character device on linux.
src: tangled.org/@oppi.li/exc...
here's a breakdown of atproto collection usage in a 5s live tail of the network using only coreutils and jq:
src: tangled.org/@oppi.li/exc...
here's a breakdown of atproto collection usage in a 5s live tail of the network using only coreutils and jq:
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Just a draft, but a very exciting draft to have www.ietf.org/archive/id/d...
www.ietf.org
September 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Just a draft, but a very exciting draft to have www.ietf.org/archive/id/d...
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If I had more spare time right now I'd build an "overlay appview", that fires queries at two or more appviews and merges their responses.
That way you can have a small appview that only indexes your friends, without being isolated from the rest of the network.
That way you can have a small appview that only indexes your friends, without being isolated from the rest of the network.
September 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If I had more spare time right now I'd build an "overlay appview", that fires queries at two or more appviews and merges their responses.
That way you can have a small appview that only indexes your friends, without being isolated from the rest of the network.
That way you can have a small appview that only indexes your friends, without being isolated from the rest of the network.
the more app development I do, the more I love web dev
September 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
the more app development I do, the more I love web dev
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I want erlang, okay? I admit it
September 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I want erlang, okay? I admit it