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oh wow, can you believe theyre going to make the guy who did the crime take the fall??? thats wild!
Following illegal orders, like killing survivors, doesn’t make you a patsy - it makes you an accomplice
So I warned everybody when Trump fired all his top Generals and Admirals and JAG military lawyers who would refuse his illegal orders so he could give illegal orders? Well he also automatically set up his patsys who will take the fall for obeying his illegal orders.

apnews.com/article/trum...
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
außerdem: warum ist der kinderpunsch dieses jahr sauer??

das ist die dritte packung kinderpunsch von der dritten marke, die ich gekauft habe und ich musste wieder nachzuckern?! wer zuckert denn bitte kinderpunsch?!
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
the maths course im taking ends in january and i am so so so happy about it

so happy, in fact, that i forgot that i applied to a special ed teaching course that begins in january

and i got in, and it specifically said in the application youre not allowed to back out

yay
thats so exciting for me
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i shouldnt comment on us drone strikes

but god do i want to
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
me, trying to be genuine and empathetic when my colleagues talk about how horrible and shocking it was when a kids knee dislocated and they had to call the ambulance and the kid was in terrible pain and it was horrible: :)

my face:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a display of ties .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ive not had the energy to do ANYTHING on work days other than go to work, come home, rot, sleep for like half a year and given that im actually doing pretty well tbh
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
ive lived in this house full time for 15 months

anyways, so im cleaning the kitchen and apparently my oven has one of those old timey drawers under it

what is it for? i dont know
should i have probably cleaned this before living here for 15 months? sure
is it still cool? yes
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
people are always like "youre a teacher, that must be hard" and you cant be all

yeah every day i look at children and worry that the world we bring them up in gets smaller and darker every day and the only thing left for them to strive for is material wealth and constant distraction
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
we've been trying to get my ancient grandmother to stop commenting on peoples weight and honestly shes doing great

except that now she will comment on every other aspect of their appearance
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the thing i most dont understand about military life is how few of those guys get shot in the back in questionable training exercises and/or field miscommunications
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
absolutely nobody:

literal cosmic silence:

me: i think its okay to shame some of the kinks tho
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Home ownership year 2:

Do I have the materials to fix this properly? Yes

Do I have the skills and time to fix this properly? For sure

Is it instead gonna stay like this till probably Christmas? You bet
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Armed forced if they were mushrooms:

1. Bundeswehr - TAPINELLA ATROTOMENTOSA

common as muck, basically useless unless you're really desperate and put a lot of work into it, not really likely to ever kill anyone
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ich schaue mir gerade Mathebücher an, die ich in die Fachkonferenz mitbringen kann, weil unser Mathebuch blöd ist

Und äh...Mildenberger so joa, Klasse 6, Bruchrechnen..ganz klar Naziterror, das bietet sich ja an, thematisch
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
lena, was ist jetzt eigentlich nach 5 jahren das schlimmste am umzug in den osten
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
MISTELN!! (i think! i cant really make out in the video of they are green or not. they look cute but they absolute murder trees)
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
my least favourite canon event is when the girl who struggles with social skills gets an "anonymous" love letter and we have to have a timely class conversation about bullying
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
one of the identifying features of mushrooms is a "sperm like smell" and that will literally never not be funny
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Auferre trucidare rapere falsis nominibus imperium - atque ubi solitudinem faciunt pacem appellant
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
every building restoration book: clay walls can regulate air humidity and therefore create a healthy climate in your house <3

me, getting out the humidifier after 8 months of running the dehumidifier bc now that the oven is on the air is so dry i wake up with a sore throat and a headache every day:
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
nächstes jahr endlich wieder adrenalinkick
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i dont think anything could ever have prepared me for the absolute jarring horror that is living long enough to see your friends and aquaintances climb their various career ladders

like what do you mean you are in charge of thousands of men and national security? i wouldnt trust you with a spoon
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
being a human is so cool because you can just decide what sort of person you want to be and then think and do the sorts of things that sort of person would think or do and then you are the sort of person who thinks and does those things

snails cant do that, thats all us, bby
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
the best part of my day is getting into my little car at 5 in the morning and driving in the pitch dark over empty streets to my cute little job

and i dont know if thats sad or not
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
maybe i'm being super dense and autistic but what is it about "i bruise really easily, dont freak out about it" which seems like a very clear and easy to understand statement that people don't get or refuse to believe??

bc i can reframe that babes but you need to help me help you here
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM