Look, that movie may have its flaws, but out of all the films about robots that transform into other things then fight, Revenge of the Fallen is one of them.

Yes. Prove me wrong.

Well yeah, but have you considered that a wizard did it?

Is it wrong if I, as a nearly 40 year old adult, rent a bouncy castle to have my only private writhing space?

That's a very good question. I wouldn't say I have necessarily changed my mind about skipping them over the songs when I read the books. But I appreciate them more as pieces of world building as I've grown older.

I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield.