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kerrence
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shitposting e il resto scompare

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thank you daily beast for another unintentional horrified laugh
three daily beast headlines, all accompanied by pictures of donald trump looking stupid Trump Honors Fallen by Giving Veterans Day New Russian Name 5 hours ago Confused Trump, 79, Demands Troop Deployment Over Fictional Shopping C... 12 hours ago Food Influencer Dies in 'Horrible Accident' Days After Wedding Anniversary 17 hours ago
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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a text from a friend and also a post on here
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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oh christ I clicked and now I am dying
from the website about the poop bears: NAME Leonard LIKES Strong TP and a clean kaboose FUN FACT Holds the world record for longest bathroom break NICKNAME Lenny DISLIKES Being stranded on the throne BEST FEATURE Can't get past this cushy tooshie
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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legit lol
Pressed by reporters Monday, Paul blamed Sen. Mitch McConnell, his fellow Kentucky Republican and former Senate GOP leader, for the provision. "The legislation as written, has language in it from Sen. McConnell that would destroy the hemp industry. We have hemp farmers in our state," Paul said. McConnell advocated for the hemp provision in 2018 but has since soured on the law. At a Senate markup this year, McConnell said the legalization of hemp in that bill has resulted in “an unintended consequence that has allowed for intoxicating hemp-derived synthetic products to be made and sold."
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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sideshow bob stepping on a rake
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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i’m fucking crying laughing
lofi samuel to relax/study to "FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE" Write your reply The post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author. Would you like to reply in French? Yes
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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hello from work
31° Feels Like: 17° H:33° L:26 A Winter Weather Advisory Winter Weather Advisory. These conditions are expected to last until 7:00 PM, Monday, November 10. National Weather Service
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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oh no thank you i’m good, you can take this back
disgusting local forecast showing it entirely too cold for my area this time of year
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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this picture gives big Aunt Bethany from Christmas Vacation vibes
donald trump standing up looking like the human embodiment of the curb your enthusiasm theme while a medical emergency happens literally right behind him
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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oh my god come on lmao
MIAMI (AP) — FIFA has announced the creation of a peace prize, which it plans to award at the draw for the World Cup on Dec. 5 in Washington. The award, called the FIFA Peace Prize, will "recognize exceptional actions for peace," soccer's governing body said Wednesday. "In an increasingly unsettled and divided world, it's fundamental to recognize the outstanding contribution of those who work hard to end conflicts and bring people together in a spirit of peace," FIFA President Gianni Infantino said. FIFA said the award, which Infantino will present this year, will be bestowed annually "on behalf of fans from all around the world."
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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i posted this stupid meme in 2016 and had no idea what i was in for but honestly, it deserve a reposting
an airplane flying a banner that says “better things are possible”
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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I like little news blurbs like this because I don’t ever click them, I just choose my own adventure as to what was said
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to death of former Vice President Dick Cheney 11:27 AM, Nov 04, 2025
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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going to extras
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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never better
winona ryder in heathers looking like hell while smoking a cigarette
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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me irl watching game 7 and also some very goofy football
nick saban looking at something off camera that appears to be fucking ridiculous
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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ah here we go. boomer etc
the university of tennessee power t as the start of “thoughts and prayers”
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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lol I don’t know what commercial? was on in the background but this one turned out great
a very “are we done yet” kid in a darth vader costume
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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let’s get dumber
giusy ferreri lighting a photoshopped gigantic joint with a microphone in a desperate attempt to make things make sense but alas they will not make sense
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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it’s about halloween and i’ve just been reminded of this horror
the united states list of succession if It Happens
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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the iasip “i’ve had enough of this dude” moment except they are throwing darts at a poorly edited tommy tuberville
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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my timeline since Saturday due to the brightness of days
smilin bob, the enzyte guy, who has a perpetual smile because apparently he has a permanent erection
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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misery: the forecast
my local weather forecast showing nothing but rain and that really humid not cold but feels extremely cold 40-55 degree range until friday
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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i don’t know what things will look like when my kid is an adult but neither i nor his father will partake in whatever this is. he can stay at home but he will have a job because i am not raising a dipshit.
What Is a Trad Son? Meet the Young Men Choosing to Stay at Home and Live Rent-Free — While Their Parents Cover the Costs
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM