a text from a friend and also a post on here

seeing pics from both norman and cincy and somehow jack squat here so far

they’re bebe’s kids. they don’t die, they multiply

I am crying laughing this is absurd in the best way

can’t get past this cushy tooshie is the funniest and most horrifying shit

this has brought joy and a great amount of laughter into my evening. thank you

it looked like it updated and had an english feed. it has been loading for three minutes lmao

currently our options for watching the uk game are en español or as part of a multiview with three games we don’t care about

so we went to disney+, where it is also en español. husband does not speak spanish and is a uk alum, where is the game lmao

that’s awesome and I’m so glad she and Ash have you

my parents showed zero affection towards each other because they had none and it took a long time to undo that bullshit as “normal” from my brain

didn’t see this until the louvre post and this is a laugh I needed

Good Therapy imo

ok i’m all over the map thread wise but this is fabulous. i need stats locally re: the infuriating increasing cycle of “inaccessible public transit —> go to bar, oops all DUI, lose license —> inaccessible public transit —-> drive anyway, gotta work —-> go to bar —-> kill pedestrian on way home”

the real answer imo is people are self-centered and distracted on top of that but welp big truck roll smoke

pedestrian deaths are increasing because there are more drivers, more pedestrians, and more of both not paying a god damn lick of attention to what they’re doing

does it matter if you get nailed by a corolla or a cybertruck

we had a ridiculous Econoline van from like 1982 to 1991. then we got a Chevy Lumina minivan lmao.

the 80s/90swere the king of Astro van, the introduction of the modern Suburban and Explorer. soccer mom mobiles. the cars have always been big come on

this makes me so sad on so many levels and I just want nothing but good things for him

legit lol