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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · Jul 1
everything is terrible!
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
thank you daily beast for another unintentional horrified laugh
three daily beast headlines, all accompanied by pictures of donald trump looking stupid Trump Honors Fallen by Giving Veterans Day New Russian Name 5 hours ago Confused Trump, 79, Demands Troop Deployment Over Fictional Shopping C... 12 hours ago Food Influencer Dies in 'Horrible Accident' Days After Wedding Anniversary 17 hours ago
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daryl "'look who's balkan(izing) now'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 7h
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
superintendent chalmers angrily questioning seymour during the "steamed hams" scene from the simpsons about his claim that the aurora borealis has appeared at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in his kitchen
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
a text from a friend and also a post on here
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
seeing pics from both norman and cincy and somehow jack squat here so far
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
i can’t get enough of the aurora posts. we always juuuuust miss out and it stinks but man you all have the best pics, i love it
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
they’re bebe’s kids. they don’t die, they multiply
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
I am crying laughing this is absurd in the best way
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
can’t get past this cushy tooshie is the funniest and most horrifying shit
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 7h
oh christ I clicked and now I am dying
from the website about the poop bears: NAME Leonard LIKES Strong TP and a clean kaboose FUN FACT Holds the world record for longest bathroom break NICKNAME Lenny DISLIKES Being stranded on the throne BEST FEATURE Can't get past this cushy tooshie
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 8h
this has brought joy and a great amount of laughter into my evening. thank you
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 8h
it looked like it updated and had an english feed. it has been loading for three minutes lmao
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
currently our options for watching the uk game are en español or as part of a multiview with three games we don’t care about

so we went to disney+, where it is also en español. husband does not speak spanish and is a uk alum, where is the game lmao
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
boy the espn app sucks ass
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
that’s awesome and I’m so glad she and Ash have you
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 9h
my parents showed zero affection towards each other because they had none and it took a long time to undo that bullshit as “normal” from my brain
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JCsPops (with Cousin It vibes) @jdub9911.bsky.social · 12h
POOTIE TANG, I MEAN @ceehawk.bsky.social DONE DONE IT AGAIN!
'Smash some skulls': Willow Nightingale on making AEW history and refusing to compromise
"To win the big one as myself, being the person I am, care-free, Black joy, big girl, never changing for anyone and just being myself and accomplishing something that grand, I think is the biggest sto...
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12h
didn’t see this until the louvre post and this is a laugh I needed

Good Therapy imo
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12h
ok i’m all over the map thread wise but this is fabulous. i need stats locally re: the infuriating increasing cycle of “inaccessible public transit —> go to bar, oops all DUI, lose license —> inaccessible public transit —-> drive anyway, gotta work —-> go to bar —-> kill pedestrian on way home”
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12h
the real answer imo is people are self-centered and distracted on top of that but welp big truck roll smoke
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12h
pedestrian deaths are increasing because there are more drivers, more pedestrians, and more of both not paying a god damn lick of attention to what they’re doing

does it matter if you get nailed by a corolla or a cybertruck
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12h
we had a ridiculous Econoline van from like 1982 to 1991. then we got a Chevy Lumina minivan lmao.

the 80s/90swere the king of Astro van, the introduction of the modern Suburban and Explorer. soccer mom mobiles. the cars have always been big come on
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 13h
this makes me so sad on so many levels and I just want nothing but good things for him
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 1d
it snowed one time and they’re packing it in
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1d
legit lol
Pressed by reporters Monday, Paul blamed Sen. Mitch McConnell, his fellow Kentucky Republican and former Senate GOP leader, for the provision. "The legislation as written, has language in it from Sen. McConnell that would destroy the hemp industry. We have hemp farmers in our state," Paul said. McConnell advocated for the hemp provision in 2018 but has since soured on the law. At a Senate markup this year, McConnell said the legalization of hemp in that bill has resulted in “an unintended consequence that has allowed for intoxicating hemp-derived synthetic products to be made and sold."
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 1d
oh no my elected ghouls are beefin
jconley.bsky.social JG Conley @jconley.bsky.social · 1d
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
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