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Maybe Agatha Harkness?🧹🇵🇸 🪄 Return to Toxic Yuri
@notmaybronwyn.etheirys.social
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Not Kathryn Hahn

White, Demi, Polysexual, Agender, Anxiety, endures she/they

SMN/MCH
Raider, Gposer, Completionist
#AymerAtha #AgaThena #ECUVid

30+, Minors DNI
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Got sent a color palette and an Alexander McQueen dress back in June with no context

Got sent this beautiful piece today!

Thank you so much @bigeyedweirdo0.etheirys.social I love it <3333
Art of Agatha lounging on a divan, wearing a dress of dark feathers with a high collar, long sleeves, and down to about the knees. Ivory chiffon billows in the mermaid cut from the bottom of the feathers. She has a turquoise green string wrapped around her finger that winds around in the background 7 bars of color with numerical values assigned to each color. A photo of a book showing 2 views of an Alexander McQueen dress shaped near identically to Agatha's artwork dress. Black and gold feathers cover the upturned collar, long sleeves, and down to the knees, where white chiffon billows out.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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What flavor is your character?
A headshot of Agatha giving a wry grin A bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky beside a shot glass full of the liquor
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Day 1 of P8S raiding in a nutshell

(Special thanks to Ligeti, @starlitheals.bsky.social, @almogg.bsky.social, and the rest of the static for letting me steal your bones and being such good sports <3)

#ECUVids
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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a screenshot of a chart showing latency for all 4 NA data centers dropping from their zigzags of activity down to 0 a screenshot showing data center activity for the NA data centers, all read with 0 milliseconds for lobbies and server ping, 100% for packet loss, and 0% for ports open Ancient Emet-Selch crossing his arms, poorly photoshopped over a mobile game rendering of some random ancient city. Text to one side reads "we are fucking being sundered!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Hydaelyn's Favorite Little Monster

#GPose #AgathaGpose #Viera
Agatha sits with knees pulled up high to her chest, elbows against her knees, and hands holding her chin. Behind her are a trellis of flowers and a wall of flowers with a gargoyle leering down in between them. A closer shot of Agatha sitting with knees pulled up high to her chest, elbows against her knees, and hands holding her chin. Behind her are a trellis of flowers and a wall of flowers with a gargoyle leering down in between them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
An announcer in a vest and tie, countless jelly bracelets, and a party hat looks down at a microphone and holds up a clicker remote. On the screen behind her, a powerpoint slide reads "The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out"
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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what
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I can get behind this
A patient intake sticker with most of the information scribbled out. The one field not scribbled out is "sex", which reads "adult"
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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practicing for the @ffxiv-crystal-gala.bsky.social

#GPose #AgathaGpose #FFXIVCrystalGala #Viera
A highly stylized gpose of Agatha in a billowing dress, holding an opened cage. She gazes up at a freed crow, wings spread and looking down at her.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Thrust my fists in the ground
And the earth made a moaning sound, oh, oh
I could feel something shudder
Deeper, deeper down

(Agatha researching her personal project in Cartineau while all the PVPers grumble waiting outside)

#GPose #AgathaGpose #Viera
Agatha kneels on an Allagan platform in Cartineau, looking down at her grimoire. The book levitates slightly from the platform, glowing purple with magic being controlled by a lifted arm. Dark purple arcane circles surround her and a magic gold ring levitates before her, in front of her outstretched arm
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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flirting with disaster but the water's fine

#GPose #AgathaGpose #Viera
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I like feeling involved with things
"post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of"
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Apartment by Aymeric fuckers for Aymeric fuckers
@zeyeandmercury.etheirys.social
A shower curtain featuring the icon of the Temple Knights - a gold crown with white feathered wings with off-white swirling framing on either side, all upon a field of light blue
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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the camera looks down at Agatha in a skimpy purple bathing suit and sunglasses. her fingers gingerly hold one arm of the sunglasses and grins at the camera (unkann's booba)
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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No, these shoes WERE 300 fucking dollars

With inflation, Kelly's shoe binge heels instead cost $481.19, presumably before tax
A close up of a blonde woman staring mesmerized and intently at a shiny black pair of heels A screenshot of a CPI inflation calculator. 300 fucking dollars is entered in the top as the price in May 2006, the same month and year that the music video Shoes came out on youtube. Below it is the buying power in September of 2025, the most recent month with data, at $481.19.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Look Rio wanted to have a fun sexy time with her ex-wife and at this point Agatha is just being stubborn and ruining it

#GPose #AgathaGpose #Viera
Rio rests one arm over Agatha's shoulder while her left holds up an apple between the two. She has her eyes closed and takes a big bite from her side, implying a kiss with the other. Agatha, meanwhile, has her face pointed towards the camera and her eyes look far to the side opposite Rio. The apple is pressed hard against her cheek, her ears are pressed back against her head, and she looks annoyed by the show of affection.
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Oh damn I started earlier than I thought I did
A bar of info marking the achievement "Mapping the Realm: Middle La Noscea" earned on 5/31/2021
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I do not find worthiness a virtue
I no longer try to be good
It didn't keep me safe
Like you told me that it would

#GPose #AgathaGpose #Viera
Agatha floats above the camera with a maniacal smile on her face, gathering blue and purple arcane energy in her hands, one raised high, the other twisted by her waist. She wears a dark dress with spiderweb mesh around her top with a long high-slitted skirt flaring out like petals of a spider lily at the hem
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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A piece of white quartz polished down into the shadow of an apple. The stem and leaf are silver with rhinestones
November 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Got a little treat for non-divineish-communication, just for fun readings
A deck of tarot cards is split in half, one in a hand, the other in a desk. The stack of cards in the desk shows a design of interlocking triangles and twin circles of moon phases in orange and yellow. The stack in the hand shows the face of one card - Agatha in a long blue coat, white dress shirt, and purple pants looks down at her own empty hands, forlorn. Behind her is a forest of dead trees and a large red heart pierced by 3 blades. The card is labeled as the Three of Swords
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Agatha is Beautiful in the same way a bear is Friend-Shaped
Agatha has her arms crossed and observes the scene before her casually. Hardiboiled reflects in thought: "Not the least bit phased. hard recognizes hard and I can tell you're a woman who's been to hell and back. Even I could learn a thing or two from you..."
October 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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As a note, it seems that they bring in new alts every day so that's how often I'm looking to update this spreadsheet. Up to 229 accounts now but what a beautiful sight
A zoomed out picture of Limsa Aetheryte Plaza. The player search window indicates 43 Weeaboo Police alts on world in the plaza, but the space they would usually occupy is empty save for varied players going about their lives
October 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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look at how Fine, Probably this girl is
Agatha sings her revolver around to point at a target, her free arm bracing her gun hand, a mad and excited look in her eyes
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Angel-of-Music-less Behavior

(feat a maybe slightly willing but completely captive @witchofishgard.bsky.social)

#HalloweenySpookinyAP #GPose #AgathaGpose
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I love it when shit is just

canon
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM