🎄 Merrynera ChrisTomas ☃️
@notthewhostommy.bsky.social
Podcaster/Writer. @ to avoid any confusion. things I post are from moi and moi alone. he/him
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Hey Netflix, if you want to destroy theaters and become the only option for people to consume art, the least you can fucking do is allow me to see the other 80% of the frame in Train Dreams without me having to reboot your app 5 times
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hey Netflix, if you want to destroy theaters and become the only option for people to consume art, the least you can fucking do is allow me to see the other 80% of the frame in Train Dreams without me having to reboot your app 5 times
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Me watching all 4.5 hours of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair in a theater/Me watching The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge after watching all 4.5 hours of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair in a theater
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me watching all 4.5 hours of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair in a theater/Me watching The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge after watching all 4.5 hours of Kill Bill The Whole Bloody Affair in a theater
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Don't see the point in a new Top Gun when we have this in the can
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Don't see the point in a new Top Gun when we have this in the can
Further evidence
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Further evidence
HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
Us:
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
Us:
The Odyssey (2026; dir. Christopher Nolan)
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Odyssey (2026; dir. Christopher Nolan)
Favorite First Watches of November
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Favorite First Watches of November
The true Pete Postlethwaite test would be to confirm if Josh O'Connor can pull off this fit
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The true Pete Postlethwaite test would be to confirm if Josh O'Connor can pull off this fit
Can confirm: Japan has a distressing number of signs begging you not to assault people
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can confirm: Japan has a distressing number of signs begging you not to assault people
Long Armed Stop Motion Dick Jones has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Long Armed Stop Motion Dick Jones has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Btw here’s the best bit of Godzilla merch I bought in Japan (out of a vending machine for ¥400). Kaiju has never been more seductive. #godzilladay
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Btw here’s the best bit of Godzilla merch I bought in Japan (out of a vending machine for ¥400). Kaiju has never been more seductive. #godzilladay
Happy Godzilla Day! To celebrate here’s a few pics from my visit to Awaji Island’s Godzilla Park from earlier this year. #godzilladay
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Happy Godzilla Day! To celebrate here’s a few pics from my visit to Awaji Island’s Godzilla Park from earlier this year. #godzilladay
The category section of TubiTV will present some WILD collections, such as Family, Am I Right?
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The category section of TubiTV will present some WILD collections, such as Family, Am I Right?
Favorite First Watches of October (Non-Horror Specific)
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November 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Favorite First Watches of October (Non-Horror Specific)
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Favorite First Watches of October (Horror Specific)
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Favorite First Watches of October (Horror Specific)
My Halloween Uber is here
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My Halloween Uber is here
Of the various Treehouse of Horrors The Simpsons have done, the exact perfect blend of hilarity was reached with V. Shining parody, time traveling toaster, cannibalism and a musical number! What more could you ask out of 22 spooky minutes of TV?!
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Of the various Treehouse of Horrors The Simpsons have done, the exact perfect blend of hilarity was reached with V. Shining parody, time traveling toaster, cannibalism and a musical number! What more could you ask out of 22 spooky minutes of TV?!
Definitely see a few Killer Klowns in here, Chiodos.
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Definitely see a few Killer Klowns in here, Chiodos.
Got to see props and bits of Destroyah over at the Awaji Island Godzilla park.
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Got to see props and bits of Destroyah over at the Awaji Island Godzilla park.
"What is your WISH-AH Mr. President?"
October 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"What is your WISH-AH Mr. President?"
Lead jewel heist suspect:
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Lead jewel heist suspect:
Seeing AI in my wholesome memes isn't very wholesome.
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Seeing AI in my wholesome memes isn't very wholesome.