I have no ice cream scoop, but I do have many bent spoons
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have no ice cream scoop, but I do have many bent spoons
My wrapped is always a little skewed because I play guitar and I play along with the tracks a lot, but this is pretty much right.
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My wrapped is always a little skewed because I play guitar and I play along with the tracks a lot, but this is pretty much right.
Your outie hasn’t seen daylight in three weeks
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Your outie hasn’t seen daylight in three weeks
2 x 2000= 2,000,000 obvs
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
2 x 2000= 2,000,000 obvs
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Jake Elliott on the Eagles sideline after that pass interference call
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Jake Elliott on the Eagles sideline after that pass interference call
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lawyers and doctors all standing round the machine debating what level of cognitive decline makes you legally dead for succession purposes
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
lawyers and doctors all standing round the machine debating what level of cognitive decline makes you legally dead for succession purposes
They’re going to just grab everything they can while they’re running things, like the it’s the Scatino bust out.
NEW
The Department of Justice is in settlement talks with Michael Flynn.
Flynn is seeking $50 million for what he says is wrongful prosecution.
Full Story: bit.ly/49ZyjBU
The Department of Justice is in settlement talks with Michael Flynn.
Flynn is seeking $50 million for what he says is wrongful prosecution.
Full Story: bit.ly/49ZyjBU
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They’re going to just grab everything they can while they’re running things, like the it’s the Scatino bust out.
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this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card
“Your daddy’s girlfriend is a chatbot” would be a really great schoolyard insult
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Your daddy’s girlfriend is a chatbot” would be a really great schoolyard insult
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We're going to have a computer do the phrenology
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We're going to have a computer do the phrenology
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It's the first Friday of the month, which means we've gone 2 months now without a jobs report. For Trump, this is a feature of the shutdown, not a bug, since private surveys show the job market slowing dramatically. But without official data he's able to keep lying about it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's the first Friday of the month, which means we've gone 2 months now without a jobs report. For Trump, this is a feature of the shutdown, not a bug, since private surveys show the job market slowing dramatically. But without official data he's able to keep lying about it.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
Listen, he’s a little groggy. All the commotion interrupted his nap.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Listen, he’s a little groggy. All the commotion interrupted his nap.
Vaxed?
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Vaxed?
I hope that at some point in the sandwich guy trial the defense pointed out that if someone threw a sandwich at you and you called the police about it, the police would be really pissed off at you for wasting their time
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope that at some point in the sandwich guy trial the defense pointed out that if someone threw a sandwich at you and you called the police about it, the police would be really pissed off at you for wasting their time
It’s true, you can’t swing a stick in Miami without hitting a South African.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s true, you can’t swing a stick in Miami without hitting a South African.