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dani!!!!
@nyah.bsky.social
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myaaaaaaaaaa. queer lesbian, death to the machine, pleasure forever.
she/her/hers

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bean soak
a bunch of pinto beans in water inside a big glass bowl. they're light brown beans with pleasant speckling.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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psa treat pastina like rice when calculating volume. this used to be soup
a bowl of "soup" with so many tiny pasta stars that it looks like a pasta goblin made of pasta took a huge dump in it
April 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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did justin bite it
a screenshot of the podcast "my brother, my brother and me" in itunes. the thumbnail that normally depicts all three brothers is weirdly zoomed in so that only travis and griffin are visible.
March 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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eat shit
dani and saoirse, two fat white lesbians, at a table in a cracker barrel. dani is leaning over and hugging saoirse's arm with a gleeful and sheepish smile on her face. saoirse looks down at her, smiling contently. same as last photo, but now dani is looking at saoirse, and saoirse is leaning down with her face close to dani's. she kisses dani on the head shortly after this is taken.
January 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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check out my new orb. hot off the presses
a close-up of a spherically cut lapis lazuli, about two inches in diameter. I'm holding it in my hand over a coffee table. it looks somewhat like the Earth from space: a base color of a rich royal blue, with some bands of cloudy golds and browns that wrap around it. it beckons you to ponder it.
January 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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the face of a bitch crying over how much she loves her friends
a selfie of me, a white girl with a round face and circular glasses, sitting on a couch. I'm squinting, pouting, sticking my tongue out slightly, and flipping u off.
January 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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not my girlfriend remaining on this screen for potentially hours, in this specific spot so as to trigger party dialogue and not to spawn enemies, waiting for dorian and bull to admit they're fucking each other before she proceeds to the endgame
a screen from dragon age: inquisition on the tv, with just the player character, dorian, and iron bull standing on a big rock with nothing happening
October 30, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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me divin into that pussy
a cropped screenshot from neko atsume. spots the cartoon cat is face-first in a spiral stuffed snail shell cushion, with only his back feets, tail, and little butthole sticking out.
October 29, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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a zoomed in photo of someone at a concert further up in the crowd who's taking footage with a nintendo ds
October 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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she's kinky
a screencap from neko atsume showing the cat named macchiato giving me a leather choker as a memento. macchiato is a white cartoon cat with light brown markings. the memento has colorful action lines surrounding it to denote its novelty.
October 19, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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cool number
bluesky's lil commemoration of the first ten million users that they sent out to everybody. I'm number 1,191,192 to register here. I think that's just neat
September 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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they're making love
two goldfish crackers stuck together during manufacturing as if one is eating the other out
May 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
nyah.bsky.social
I got the whole foil seal off a pill bottle in one fell swoop with no residual bits and then nutted
a pill bottle with no remnants of foil seal around the rim. it's very pleasing
May 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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a drinking fountain with the spout mounted backwards, so that if (and when) it were turned on, water would spit out onto the person and the floor
April 18, 2024 at 12:53 AM
nyah.bsky.social
I went to a symphonee
A mirror selfie of me in a large, empty public bathroom. I have brown hair tied back with strands draping on either side of my face, round glasses, and a black n95 that covers most of my face. I'm wearing a vintage, highly floral and colorful, matching shirt-and-skirt combo with shoulder pads and chunky buttons on the bodice. My phone is in one hand, with a sticker that says "COOL SHIT" reflected in reverse (because of the mirror) on the back. My other hand is holding a program for the symphony, with my elbow pressed in against my torso and my hand flared outward a bit because it looks cute!! My head is cocked to one side (as per usual), and my feet - wearing brown loafers - are turned inward a little. More or less the same pic, but I'm standing closer to the mirror, so I take up more of the frame. My eyes are wide because I'm excited and because it's funny.
March 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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no drunk, only tired
March 9, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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check out this saccharine shit
March 9, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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mirror selfie of me :) I'm wearing a light yellow shirt with a cartoon apple cross section on it, and mustard yellow shorts with my shirt tucked in. my hair is down, medium brown, and falls in front of my shoulders. I'm making a peace sign to the side with one hand, and one foot is turned up so just my heel is on the ground. I feel cute. same thing but with peace sign hand behind my back
January 22, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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pube ix
the outside of a Publix supermarket, with a street light covering up the L in the logo, leaving just the silly fake word "Pubix" to be read.
November 7, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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deep sigh and earnest hug. not everyone is forever. here's an egret I saw today
an egret in the grass next to a sidewalk. it's a tall, all-white wading bird with a long neck and thin legs, facing away from the camera but with its head turned to the side so as to see its silly face.
October 19, 2023 at 12:59 AM
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love using the women's bathroom in the engineering buildings because there are no women in engineering
Spongebob sitting expressionless next to Patrick with his hands on his knees, looking blankly ahead
September 28, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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some extremely good fashion plates lately
the back of a square red car with a license plate that reads "CRAYON" a closeup of the back of a Honda Civic. The license plate reads "MOO 4 IT," and the frame around the plate reads "BEEF: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER." The plate design features the logo of Fresh From Florida, a campaign that promotes local agriculture products. a closeup of the back of a truck. The license plate reads "ME MEEP" a closeup of the back of a car with a license plate reading "SEW BIZZ," a sewing pun on "show bizz"
September 28, 2023 at 3:09 PM