Steve
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Steve
@obitsman.bsky.social
Former obituarist for major media, current food bank freezer mgr; history, anthropology, food, sex
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Enoch Bolles
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
‘Queen of the Zoo’: Gramma, tortoise who lived through two world wars, dies aged 141
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Driving home from work today, big bird lands in tree. Hadn’t seen a bald eagle in a while
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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You can’t just pick out the email where the convicted pedo calls him dirty Donald and the one where Epstein says Donald was in the room with a victim for hours and the one where he says Donald knew about the pedophilia and the one about Donald and teens in bikinis, you’ll give people the wrong idea
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Portland never stops being Portland.
wizard frog is insane
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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The Birth of You Know Who, from Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection — Michael K. Frith, 1984
August 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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let's make sure it's completely unregulated and give them all the government money
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Autogolpe
August 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I just finished True Grit, and I can tell you it’s as good a novel as you will read this year, or this decade. And it’s really short.
August 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
August 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The great Tom Lehrer relinquished all his copyrights before he died. All hail Tom Lehrer!

tomlehrersongs.com
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer
Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the
tomlehrersongs.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
101 year old guy living in Frank Lloyd Wright he commissioned

www.npr.org/2025/07/23/n... What's it like to live in a house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright? This 101-year-old knows : NPR
What's it like to have Frank Lloyd Wright design your house? This 101-year-old knows
Roland Reisley is the last original client of Frank Lloyd Wright, still living in the Usonian home designed by the famed architect. Even after 73 years, he told NPR, he still marvels at the beauty of ...
www.npr.org
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Eloquent statement of what’s at stake from the great Jamelle
Opinion | JD Vance Claims One of Our Worst Traditions as His Own
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Alexandra Petri’s advice for ICE

“As Coco Chanel said, whenever you assemble an outfit, before you leave the house, look in the mirror, and take one thing off! Specifically, your badge identifying you as an officer of the law. Coco collaborated with the Nazis.”
ICE Agent or Just Some Person?
There’s a dress code to help you make that determination.
www.theatlantic.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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At this very minute SECDEF is probably punching the "forgot password" button on his Signal account.
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM