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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1m

why is it the smaller they are, the more shitty they are... Hitler, Napolean, this little walking penis...

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 3m

"Looocy! you canna go with me to than antifa protest, iz no place for a woooman...how many time, i got to tell you, theys' gonna be ICE there and everything..."

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 4m

well she offed a goat the same day, in the same gravel pit- and probably a horse- she has zero respect or value for life of any kind...

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 6m

Kudos to our inflatable friends in Portland, keep it wierd, keep it safe, and keep up the fight! Also be proud you've probably just increased the interest and sales in inflable mascot costumes! :)

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 7m

did we just trade 'The Kardashians for 'The Noems' ?!

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 8m

word on the street says there's more open bathrooms! :)

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 9m

well that was just...stellar... of him! :)

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 10m

is it in class demonstration day alreday?!

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 11m

every one of these f8cks need to be lined up and have their d8cks chopped off on live TV- then we'll know for sure.

Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 15m

zomg! the Brady Bunch! no way!! *score!!*

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 16m

flyintotheground Eagles flyintotheground!

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 17m

Female n*zis, many had had their hair shorn off before they were hung after the war..

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 20m

Been without internet at home all day. Never so happy to come to work where... there IS internets! :)

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 21h

and lo on the third day he rose from the McDonalds just before breakfast hours. And Rosita did see him and asked- 'what can I bring you my lord?' and he did say 'a diet coke and a egg McMuffin...for they are very tasty,and I brought the egg prices down.'

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

"hey! we put a lotta werk inta those! yew cant jus skip em cuz ya wunna play the game an awl- yer gunna watch em one way er the other! if it's not here, it's gunna be on Netflix!"

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

with it's own pop up grift stand!

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sad to hear about the 'Hall of Presidents' at Disney World. Guest levels are so low, they have to shut off audio and movement to the other 46 presidents. You DO however get to hear one ramble about absolute BS for over 90 minutes.

welcome to 'The Hall of President' :)

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

well they'd need two crosses lashed together like a survival raft :)

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

"now you hang a dead man around your neck for America for only $559.99! the James Comey cross...only from the Trump store- put James where he belongs.."

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

JFC! Forget med beds- the republicans are cloning Karoline Levitt!

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

watch him face plant into them and die..

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

"First were' goin after that voice actor from 'My Little Pony', she has to be stopped!'
"Tara Reid?"
"she's ah Tara-rist!"

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

cannot wait for the 'Trump finds out antifa has unicorn divisions' video parody! :)

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

A a accent iI use all the time, Im from Minnesotah doncha know
N a name we use for you, it chills you to the bone
T a drink with jam and bread
I saw you diddle a little bro
F a grade I give your polls
AH we see you disappear so and so

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Ocicat @ocicatsnowleopard.bsky.social · 1d

shhhh the Frank family and the Ottos are hiding upstairs!! :)

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