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SJ
@offset-term.bsky.social
· Jan 20
"SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!" over and over and over again until I die.
I don’t care, I don’t mind. open.spotify.com/track/2ZlDlh...
Modern Kicks
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December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don’t care, I don’t mind. open.spotify.com/track/2ZlDlh...
My dog brings great joy to the face of every stranger and then she barks at them.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My dog brings great joy to the face of every stranger and then she barks at them.
You fucking idiots. You fucking morons.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You fucking idiots. You fucking morons.
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one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
Lamest time travel ever.
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lamest time travel ever.
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
I will never cover up my terrible stick and poke tattoo because it’s way too funny.
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I will never cover up my terrible stick and poke tattoo because it’s way too funny.
I’m sorry but this is the cutest dog in existence
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m sorry but this is the cutest dog in existence
Way too much energy today soundtrack open.spotify.com/track/7cucVW...
Boys in the Better Land
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October 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Way too much energy today soundtrack open.spotify.com/track/7cucVW...
Had a checkup at the vet today, now she is pouting.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Had a checkup at the vet today, now she is pouting.
My dog forgot what rain is.
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dog forgot what rain is.
Stay out of my dreams, bitch.
October 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Stay out of my dreams, bitch.
This shirt pretty much sums up my entire personality.
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This shirt pretty much sums up my entire personality.
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If you’re feeling hopeless, do what I do! Let it consume you.
November 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
If you’re feeling hopeless, do what I do! Let it consume you.
I don’t want to smile…ok I’ll smile
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don’t want to smile…ok I’ll smile
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We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
I’m gonna have to stop hanging out with my friend who has the really dumb girlfriend. I just can’t take it anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m gonna have to stop hanging out with my friend who has the really dumb girlfriend. I just can’t take it anymore.
Got COVID for the first time ever, not a fan.
August 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Got COVID for the first time ever, not a fan.
In need of a haircut probably, she’s gonna hate that so much.
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In need of a haircut probably, she’s gonna hate that so much.
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I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it
July 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it throw it
My dog needs dog friends.
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My dog needs dog friends.
