Michael✨
@ohnomiko.bsky.social
MPLS • Virgo • he/him
Drinking my water, minding my biz
Gay married to @nateythom.bsky.social
IG: @miko_chaymbuhz
Drinking my water, minding my biz
Gay married to @nateythom.bsky.social
IG: @miko_chaymbuhz
Pinned
30% OFF IS NOT A BLACK FRIDAY SALE.
WE ARE FORGETTING THE REASON FOR THE SEASON: $2 TOASTERS AND 50¢ THROW BLANKETS.
WE ARE FORGETTING THE REASON FOR THE SEASON: $2 TOASTERS AND 50¢ THROW BLANKETS.
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
30% OFF IS NOT A BLACK FRIDAY SALE.
WE ARE FORGETTING THE REASON FOR THE SEASON: $2 TOASTERS AND 50¢ THROW BLANKETS.
WE ARE FORGETTING THE REASON FOR THE SEASON: $2 TOASTERS AND 50¢ THROW BLANKETS.
Hasn’t Callum Scott stolen songs from enough pop divas? He had to do this to Whitney too?
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hasn’t Callum Scott stolen songs from enough pop divas? He had to do this to Whitney too?
Lil Jon on the Toys-R-Us float singing “Turn Down for What” in the thanksgiving day parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Lil Jon on the Toys-R-Us float singing “Turn Down for What” in the thanksgiving day parade.
It’s her day
a woman wearing a hat with the words to this day i hate bald boys below her
ALT: a woman wearing a hat with the words to this day i hate bald boys below her
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s her day
Never have I ever done anything and immediately thought “wow this would make an amazing LinkedIn post”
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Never have I ever done anything and immediately thought “wow this would make an amazing LinkedIn post”
50° in mid-November and a walk around the lake is good for the soul.
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
50° in mid-November and a walk around the lake is good for the soul.
Being gay means a sub-15 minute pace during a casual Sunday afternoon stroll
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Being gay means a sub-15 minute pace during a casual Sunday afternoon stroll
SAW YOUR FACE IN MIIIIIIIIIIIINE
IN A PICTURE BY
OUR BEDSIDE
IT WAS COLD IN THE
SUMMERTIME
🎸🎵🎶
IN A PICTURE BY
OUR BEDSIDE
IT WAS COLD IN THE
SUMMERTIME
🎸🎵🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
SAW YOUR FACE IN MIIIIIIIIIIIINE
IN A PICTURE BY
OUR BEDSIDE
IT WAS COLD IN THE
SUMMERTIME
🎸🎵🎶
IN A PICTURE BY
OUR BEDSIDE
IT WAS COLD IN THE
SUMMERTIME
🎸🎵🎶
me thinking this morning that it’ll be a good easy friday
a close up of a man 's face with the words turns out depression
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words turns out depression
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
me thinking this morning that it’ll be a good easy friday
Being changed? For good?
It’s more likely than you think.
It’s more likely than you think.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Being changed? For good?
It’s more likely than you think.
It’s more likely than you think.
Getting my first sleep report from my new Oura ring
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Getting my first sleep report from my new Oura ring
It’s only Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s only Wednesday
Stop filming yourself or your fucking radio on Snapchat while you’re DRIVING. Oh my god.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Stop filming yourself or your fucking radio on Snapchat while you’re DRIVING. Oh my god.
The painting on my coffee cup was a clue on Jeopardy! yesterday and I got a little too excited about it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The painting on my coffee cup was a clue on Jeopardy! yesterday and I got a little too excited about it.
MUNA playing at Whole Foods…..fork found in kitchen…..
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
MUNA playing at Whole Foods…..fork found in kitchen…..
not enough people talking about can’t stop the high, zombieboy, or lovedrug tbh
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
not enough people talking about can’t stop the high, zombieboy, or lovedrug tbh
The number of times I’ve accidentally swiped to the Reels section in Instagram this past week is i n f u r i a t i n g
Stop changing shit!!! My muscle memory can’t keep up!!!
Stop changing shit!!! My muscle memory can’t keep up!!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The number of times I’ve accidentally swiped to the Reels section in Instagram this past week is i n f u r i a t i n g
Stop changing shit!!! My muscle memory can’t keep up!!!
Stop changing shit!!! My muscle memory can’t keep up!!!
seré tu reliquia // soy tu reliquia
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
seré tu reliquia // soy tu reliquia
God-tier Britney track finally available on vinyl and in a cunty “dream pop” colored pressing. 🩷🩷🩷
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
God-tier Britney track finally available on vinyl and in a cunty “dream pop” colored pressing. 🩷🩷🩷
Christmas shopping and debating between an entire truckload of new th*ngs or something actually useful for my husband
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Christmas shopping and debating between an entire truckload of new th*ngs or something actually useful for my husband
been way too productive/trapped in zoom meetings for a Friday morning. now accepting recommendations on how to offset that with an unproductive Friday afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
been way too productive/trapped in zoom meetings for a Friday morning. now accepting recommendations on how to offset that with an unproductive Friday afternoon.
Sorry, but why would I rate the Reminders app in the App Store
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sorry, but why would I rate the Reminders app in the App Store
followed a random hot guy public snapchat account and he asked for a face pic and when i sent one he blocked me
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
followed a random hot guy public snapchat account and he asked for a face pic and when i sent one he blocked me