Surely orange supremacy 😬

And then there's Debenhams who couldn't cancel and refund a sofa before it had travelled 400 miles to my doorstep and then 400 miles back again. 🤦‍♂️

As a society we peaked at The Muppet's Christmas Carol.

The problem isn't the knife. The knife is inanimate. It doesn't have feelings. It's the people wielding the knife that makes it a good or bad thing.

Yeah, two problems with that, it's a massive 5 seat corner sofa, not something you can just drop at the post office, and it's also going to the wrong address.

malabsorption and therefore causing fatigue; it's likely that my brain tumour is implicated, either as a symptom or potentially a root cause. More testing to be done I guess!

I genuinely don't think it was a con. What scares me more is that these... People... Genuinely thought they could do better than experienced, seasoned professionals in the sectors they've worked in for years.

It's peak narcissism and it backfired (as most narcissistic plans do) spectacularly.