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Ólafur Waage
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 32m
There are two types of people.
- The ones that don't really celebrate their birthday
- The ones that have a birthday month
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 11h
Jokes no allowed?
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 12h
Me and @wheezywaiter.bsky.social are twins.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 12h
I took me like 20 re-readings of my post to spot it.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 13h
"How did they date go?"
-"I cancelled it before I went there"
"Why?"
-"They write text messages in full sentences"
"Eww"
-"Yeah, what are you, a book?"
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 14h
"Researchers focused on the market-leading smart light bulbs and found vulnerabilities that enabled them to infiltrate networks"

Imagine getting DDOSed by your lights.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 2d
maybe, if it's big enough
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 2d
If people are creating tools to edit DNA then it should be ok for me to edit my video game save files.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 2d
What is heaven? Lasagna and Lemon Cheesecake.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
Norwegian: Two Good Neighbours
Swedish: Two Dudes
Icelandic: The Clumsy Guys (the klutzes)

(btw this is how I find out the other names of things very often)
showing the language switching menu on wikipedia)
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
Loved it.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
Millennial Captcha?
4 old cartoons, pat & mat, la linea, count duckula and barbapapa
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
Ahh!
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
"Ugh, I hate this sexy girl costume for Halloween, Halloween is supposed to be scary"
-"Oh no problem for me, I'm scared of women anyway."
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
"You've got to try this recipe for 10 minute doughnuts."
-"Oh I eat doughnuts way faster than that."
"..."
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 3d
Catbug: The Perfect Creature
cat lying very droopily on a sofa, sleeping
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 4d
First time seeing, very good.
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Hell Mo @flounderfriend.bsky.social · 4d
Jam 👏ON👏THE👏SIDE.

Licorice 👏IN👏SIDE.

Alternatively: wake up babe new Nordic echolalia just dropped
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 4d
Great Nordic Candy.

www.youtube.com/shorts/pT1L3...
Great Nordic Candy #nordic #comedy #norway #sweden #iceland #finland #licorice #food
YouTube video by Ólafur Waage
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 4d
Proud of you.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 4d
Great Nordic Candy.

www.youtube.com/shorts/pT1L3...
Great Nordic Candy #nordic #comedy #norway #sweden #iceland #finland #licorice #food
YouTube video by Ólafur Waage
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Everybody Wang Chung Tonight @wangchungtonight.bsky.social · 4d
The man delivers again.

The cheese slicer one of the great Norwegian inventions.

Hahahaha Denmark

#Norden
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 5d
Nordic Inventions.

www.youtube.com/shorts/gNyIA...
Nordic Inventions #nordic #comedy #norway #sweden #denmark #finland #history
YouTube video by Ólafur Waage
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 4d
Social media platforms using normal posts to post ads will never not be funny to me. Because it means you can block them, report the ads as spam, comment stupid stuff on the ads, etc.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 5d
"Well if I were to hazard a guess"
-"I never knew guessing was hazardous"
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 5d
When you code the new system on top of the old.
a digital clock inside of an old analog clock case
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Paffy @zwergakademiker.bsky.social · 5d
"Denmark made, the best way to lose your mind" 🤣🤣🤣

#cplusplus #cpp
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 5d
Nordic Inventions.

www.youtube.com/shorts/gNyIA...
Nordic Inventions #nordic #comedy #norway #sweden #denmark #finland #history
YouTube video by Ólafur Waage
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