Old Butterscotch
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I don’t know where your package is. The collective term for pope is “a buzz of popes.” Watchmaking, writing, movies, comedy, etc. Western New York. Also OldButterscotch on Letterboxd!
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My name is Old Butterscotch and I have a lot of love to give:
One like = one thing I love
One like = one thing I love
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Bird looks like shit.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bird looks like shit.
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He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
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I call this “The Vaudevillian’s Friend”
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I call this “The Vaudevillian’s Friend”
Been quite some time ngl.link/oldbuttersco...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Been quite some time ngl.link/oldbuttersco...
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Axios I gave you the scoop the other day and well I need some help
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Axios I gave you the scoop the other day and well I need some help
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Complete capitulation by the collaborationist caucus of spineless old fools.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Complete capitulation by the collaborationist caucus of spineless old fools.
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I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Adrenaline (1995) in the truck today.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Adrenaline (1995) in the truck today.
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I’m sure this will immediately get me blocked by obama lovers, but:
i’m finding the obama comparisons re:zohran tedious.
i was in high school when he was elected so I don’t remember a lot of it but like… I never got the impression that he was particularly principled, just Different
i’m finding the obama comparisons re:zohran tedious.
i was in high school when he was elected so I don’t remember a lot of it but like… I never got the impression that he was particularly principled, just Different
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m sure this will immediately get me blocked by obama lovers, but:
i’m finding the obama comparisons re:zohran tedious.
i was in high school when he was elected so I don’t remember a lot of it but like… I never got the impression that he was particularly principled, just Different
i’m finding the obama comparisons re:zohran tedious.
i was in high school when he was elected so I don’t remember a lot of it but like… I never got the impression that he was particularly principled, just Different
Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Liquid Swords in the truck today.
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Shout out to all the mail carriers rocking Liquid Swords in the truck today.
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The Late Bronze Age collapse plunged the Eastern Mediterranean and Near East into a period of chaos and starvation, but 300 hundred years later, the region emerged stronger and more prosperous than ever. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Late Bronze Age collapse plunged the Eastern Mediterranean and Near East into a period of chaos and starvation, but 300 hundred years later, the region emerged stronger and more prosperous than ever. Could the same thing happen here in the United States?
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The William Shatner Get A Life sketch was written by Bob Odenkirk and Judd Apatow in 1986, it codified what Trekkies were, and it is extremely funny and honestly something all of us Geeks need to internalize.
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Get A Life!
snltranscripts.jt.org
October 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The William Shatner Get A Life sketch was written by Bob Odenkirk and Judd Apatow in 1986, it codified what Trekkies were, and it is extremely funny and honestly something all of us Geeks need to internalize.
snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetali...
snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetali...
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This has been fucking me up for an hour.
If I didn't know better, I would say this just looks like a bunch of carrots.
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This has been fucking me up for an hour.
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On a basic publicity level this is one of the most weird and amateurish things I’ve ever seen a brand do, let alone a politician. It looks awful, barely a step above jibjab
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
On a basic publicity level this is one of the most weird and amateurish things I’ve ever seen a brand do, let alone a politician. It looks awful, barely a step above jibjab
My rap persona is called Normal Rockwell.
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My rap persona is called Normal Rockwell.
Show me the paid protester want ads, please.
October 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Show me the paid protester want ads, please.
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i think after watching the new naked gun i will be thinking "no, carrie writes. miranda is the lawyer" every time i hear miranda rights for the rest of my days
October 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i think after watching the new naked gun i will be thinking "no, carrie writes. miranda is the lawyer" every time i hear miranda rights for the rest of my days
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lol.
LMAO, even.
LMAO, even.
October 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
lol.
LMAO, even.
LMAO, even.
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Me after paying off an undercover hitman:
Vance is having an incredible morning on the Sunday shows doing "oh so now it's illegal to [mundane thing]?"
A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"
A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"
October 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me after paying off an undercover hitman:
Is @murderxbryan.bsky.social the most honest person in podcasting?
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Is @murderxbryan.bsky.social the most honest person in podcasting?
As a mailman, I wish you wouldn’t.
Love makes you do crazy things. One time I jumped out of the bushes wearing a panda costume and shot my mailman with a blow dart
October 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
As a mailman, I wish you wouldn’t.