Olden Cranky 🇨🇦
@olden-cranky.bsky.social
Old. Cranky. Queer. Nerd. Canadian AF.
ROTARY PHONE?! Were you actually AT the first Thanksgiving?!
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ROTARY PHONE?! Were you actually AT the first Thanksgiving?!
And yet the other reporters stand mute and don't contradict him! The failure of the American media right now is that they are more afraid of repercussions than they are interested in telling the truth.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
And yet the other reporters stand mute and don't contradict him! The failure of the American media right now is that they are more afraid of repercussions than they are interested in telling the truth.
We've actually seen almost a full 500 g difference once - a 400+ and a 900+ for the SAME PRICE. I was of the belief that meat was required to be sold by weight, but I guess as long as it STATES the weight, it's legal. Perhaps we should lobby that the PRICE and the WEIGHT must be the SAME SIZED FONT!
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We've actually seen almost a full 500 g difference once - a 400+ and a 900+ for the SAME PRICE. I was of the belief that meat was required to be sold by weight, but I guess as long as it STATES the weight, it's legal. Perhaps we should lobby that the PRICE and the WEIGHT must be the SAME SIZED FONT!
Yeah, but you can't rev your engine and produce a massive cloud of black smoke when driving an EV, so how can they possibly show how small their penises are without taking off their pants?
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yeah, but you can't rev your engine and produce a massive cloud of black smoke when driving an EV, so how can they possibly show how small their penises are without taking off their pants?
Historically speaking, nothing that comes to mind.
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Historically speaking, nothing that comes to mind.
Odd how malignant xenophobia could affect tourism. Who could have possibly predicted THAT?
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Odd how malignant xenophobia could affect tourism. Who could have possibly predicted THAT?
In Canada, we celebrate Thanksgiving in mid-October (because many of us will probably be dead in a snowstorm by the end of November).
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
In Canada, we celebrate Thanksgiving in mid-October (because many of us will probably be dead in a snowstorm by the end of November).
Pish. In Canada, if you can still see the road, it ain't no "snowstorm".
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Pish. In Canada, if you can still see the road, it ain't no "snowstorm".
Which guarantees you ain't gettin any from the FI-ans. 😉
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Which guarantees you ain't gettin any from the FI-ans. 😉
Wonderful news! But how binding is the ruling? Even in Canada, I can easily imagine a Conservative provincial government (starts with 'A') invoking the "Notwithstanding Clause" to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, or to recognize the marriage from another province.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Wonderful news! But how binding is the ruling? Even in Canada, I can easily imagine a Conservative provincial government (starts with 'A') invoking the "Notwithstanding Clause" to refuse to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, or to recognize the marriage from another province.
On a positive note, that's decorating for the holidays done like forever...
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
On a positive note, that's decorating for the holidays done like forever...
It's like you're trying to say that handing over public lands for pennies on the dollar to some developer guys that came to his daughter's wedding is illegal or something. I mean it's not like they're speed cameras or anything...
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's like you're trying to say that handing over public lands for pennies on the dollar to some developer guys that came to his daughter's wedding is illegal or something. I mean it's not like they're speed cameras or anything...
And by "those in the area", he also means Canadians in Winnipeg, Manitoba, who grew up surrounded by Ukrainians who told them of the legend.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And by "those in the area", he also means Canadians in Winnipeg, Manitoba, who grew up surrounded by Ukrainians who told them of the legend.
Dear GAWD I thought that was real for a second...
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dear GAWD I thought that was real for a second...
Store bought, sweetie. My mother gave me great gams. Tits, not so much 😉
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Store bought, sweetie. My mother gave me great gams. Tits, not so much 😉
I put on my best frock for the occasion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I put on my best frock for the occasion.
You can drink LIQUIDS at 8pm?! Dude, you are NOT going to enjoy having a prostate when you're over 50...
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You can drink LIQUIDS at 8pm?! Dude, you are NOT going to enjoy having a prostate when you're over 50...
And yet somehow, even after BJK handed Bobby Riggs his ass back with a scorching backhand, 12% of average ability males currently STILL believe that they could successfully return a serve from Serena Williams. (which I'm sure will give their ER trauma surgeon a great dinner party story).
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
And yet somehow, even after BJK handed Bobby Riggs his ass back with a scorching backhand, 12% of average ability males currently STILL believe that they could successfully return a serve from Serena Williams. (which I'm sure will give their ER trauma surgeon a great dinner party story).
Please do it for all of us.
a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her
Alt: a woman with her eyes closed and the words please do this for me above her
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Please do it for all of us.
We have one clearly mentally challenged holdover from the Clownvoy episode that prowls the environs of Parliament Hill on a daily basis to this day with both a F*CK CARNEY! and a F*CK TRUMP! flag. I fear he may not understand the political process...
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
We have one clearly mentally challenged holdover from the Clownvoy episode that prowls the environs of Parliament Hill on a daily basis to this day with both a F*CK CARNEY! and a F*CK TRUMP! flag. I fear he may not understand the political process...
Excuse me, but I always eat like a lady. Sure, I use profanity like an inebriated seafarer, but there is simply no excuse for bad table manners. Or bad shoes. Like seriously my good man, there is no WAY I'm having sexual relations with someone wearing Crocs...
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Excuse me, but I always eat like a lady. Sure, I use profanity like an inebriated seafarer, but there is simply no excuse for bad table manners. Or bad shoes. Like seriously my good man, there is no WAY I'm having sexual relations with someone wearing Crocs...
I do that looking at baked goods. Don't be so judgemental 😉
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I do that looking at baked goods. Don't be so judgemental 😉
Either you're a genius, or you're overthinking it. Haven't decided.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Either you're a genius, or you're overthinking it. Haven't decided.
My 67 year old husband is going to see it alone. He loves seeing movies in the theatre, and I hate it - last movie I saw in the theatre was "Chicago" - so he usually goes solo. Old age delivers the gift of not giving a good goddam about what others think about your choices. Enjoy!
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My 67 year old husband is going to see it alone. He loves seeing movies in the theatre, and I hate it - last movie I saw in the theatre was "Chicago" - so he usually goes solo. Old age delivers the gift of not giving a good goddam about what others think about your choices. Enjoy!
Am I the only one that is awash with overwhelming relief every time we see Mark Carney in these situations instead of Pierre Poilievre? Can you imagine Canada's entire international cooperation strategy based on the phrase "I know you are but what am I?!"...
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Am I the only one that is awash with overwhelming relief every time we see Mark Carney in these situations instead of Pierre Poilievre? Can you imagine Canada's entire international cooperation strategy based on the phrase "I know you are but what am I?!"...