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Instead of working, I developed the positive feedback loop for barbarian men (with Tim as barbarian zero) in the hypothalamus-pituitary-gonad axis :U
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Extra extra stats for Stage 4 Tim--
Curls: 1300 lbs (freak strength starting to become apparent)
Press: 2050 lbs (the coveted 1 ton bench 🫠)
Squat: 3500 lbs
Voice F0: 62 Hz (B1, like the droning in khoomei/throat singing)
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Per ejaculate. He needs frequent snack and hydration breaks >:3
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Extra stats for Stage 4 Tim--
Biceps: 39" (About 27% MORE muscular than a Mr. Olympia competitor if they were the same height; around as big as a large frying pan)
Chest: 94"
Thighs: 58.5"
Seminal Output: 1627mL (as productive as 4 massive draft horses combined)
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He. Just. Keeps. Growing!
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Wouldn’t be arm day without bis 🫠
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Bro, it’s ARM DAY. Big rat showing off ;3

While in for ‘observation’ Tim takes the opportunity to let them take… detailed ‘notes’. ;3
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Extra extra stats for Stage 3 Tim--
Curls: 495 lbs
Press: 780 lbs (1RM, almost WR)
Squat: 1302 lbs (he never skips leg day)
Voice F0: 96 Hz (G2, big guy's voice has dropped a whole dang octave 🫠; apparently the optimally deep voice for attractiveness)
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N-nooooooo... u//w//u
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Extra extra stats for Stage 2 Tim--
Curls: 170 lbs (definitely his (growing) ego lift of choice :V)
Press: 280 lbs (1RM)
Squat: 470 lbs (gosh... he got 10x stronger in 2 years)
Voice F0: 104 Hz (G#2, roguish charmer ://3)
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Extra extra stats for Stage 1 Tim--
B. Curl: 15 lbs (2x 7.5 lbs, it's heavier than it looks uwu, 1RM)
Dumbbell Press: 30 lbs (2x 15 lbs)
Squat: 45 lbs (just the bar)
Voice Natural Frequency (F0): 194 Hz (G3, little cutie :3)
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Extra stats for Stage 3 Tim--
Biceps: 27" (Mr. Olympia size but scaled up to his height; has to be careful not to shred 5XL shirts!)
Chest: 66"
Thighs: 41"
Seminal Output: 265mL (overfills a measuring cup)
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Getting real big. Imagine producing as much T naturally as a pro on a full stack like Tim does 🥴
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Been cooking up some extra pseudoscience for stage 5 and 6 Tim ;3
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Extra stats for Stage 2 Tim--
Biceps: 16.5" (Fitness model, Size L looks tight on him!)
Chest: 40"
Thighs: 25"
Seminal Output: 20mL (a heaping tablespoon, 4x normal, something is happening to him...)
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Extra stats for Stage 1 Tim--
Bicep size: 11" (Wears kids' size clothes still)
Chest size: 22"
Thigh size: 15"
Seminal Output: ~0.25mL (cums about a grain of rice of fluid)
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Looks like his treatment’s been going well… too well… ;3
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Some modern day barbarian boy pseudoscience, featuring Tim ;3

Ever wonder why all my growing guys start out so smol? Now you know 💡✨
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Just switch it on and you’ll be stronger in no time!
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Awoo studies.

Slowly getting back into drawing after a break.
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yordmech.bsky.social
Was looking back at some of my older posts and I think this one deserves its own!

@oldshep.bsky.social helped me envision what the lore accurate size of a yordle should be 👀

#nsfw #art
Bara yordle with a hyper cock flexing and groping his hyper muscular pecs.