Kat
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Kat
@ollkorrect0.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
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saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
saying "stop it" when someone sneezes instead of bless you
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*Googles directions how to get out of my own head
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
*Googles directions how to get out of my own head
"I wonder if he still thinks about me" he has four different ways to contact you
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"I wonder if he still thinks about me" he has four different ways to contact you
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I regret nothing...wait everything.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I regret nothing...wait everything.
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wonder what fun the next worst week of my life has in store
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
wonder what fun the next worst week of my life has in store
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Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Someone ate the last brownie at work so I’m leaving
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
Do more things that will still matter in a year.
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Do more things that will still matter in a year.
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Attending a billionaire’s party, Kurt Vonnegut pointed out to his buddy Joseph Heller that their host made more in a day than Heller’s hit book Catch-22 would ever earn. “True,” said Heller, “but I have one thing he never will: A massive golden hippo statue that comes to life and kills my enemies.”
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Attending a billionaire’s party, Kurt Vonnegut pointed out to his buddy Joseph Heller that their host made more in a day than Heller’s hit book Catch-22 would ever earn. “True,” said Heller, “but I have one thing he never will: A massive golden hippo statue that comes to life and kills my enemies.”
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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was caught by another human on the trail singing are you gonna be my squirrel at the top of my lungs
May 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
was caught by another human on the trail singing are you gonna be my squirrel at the top of my lungs
"no one's keeping score" i am
May 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"no one's keeping score" i am
My favorite way to acknowledge someone's haircut is to ask if they got their ears lowered. Such whimsy.
May 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My favorite way to acknowledge someone's haircut is to ask if they got their ears lowered. Such whimsy.
I love my therapist. Week after week, she completely tears me down, absolutely eviscerates me, then tosses me the tiniest bit of validation and abruptly ends the session. 10/10, no notes.
May 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I love my therapist. Week after week, she completely tears me down, absolutely eviscerates me, then tosses me the tiniest bit of validation and abruptly ends the session. 10/10, no notes.
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Sorry I’m late, but I’ve lost faith in humanity and no longer conform to the strictures of time
May 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sorry I’m late, but I’ve lost faith in humanity and no longer conform to the strictures of time
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hey check this out man (i go in the backyard and point at the same spot in the sky for six hours until the moon has risen perfectly behind my finger)
May 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hey check this out man (i go in the backyard and point at the same spot in the sky for six hours until the moon has risen perfectly behind my finger)
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the backstreet boys have not been back for quite some time. a betrayal beyond belief
May 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
the backstreet boys have not been back for quite some time. a betrayal beyond belief
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I just want to be cool enough to one day be reskeeted by the guy that always replies but never interacts in any other way with my posts
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I just want to be cool enough to one day be reskeeted by the guy that always replies but never interacts in any other way with my posts
Also btw the definition of "ravel" is "unravel" so... night ruined
May 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Also btw the definition of "ravel" is "unravel" so... night ruined
I've gotten a lot done today, but don't ask what, because I don't remember
May 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've gotten a lot done today, but don't ask what, because I don't remember
Nerdiest relationship I was ever in, I would say "RAR" like a cute little roar and he would reply with "ZIP ZIP ZIP"
May 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Nerdiest relationship I was ever in, I would say "RAR" like a cute little roar and he would reply with "ZIP ZIP ZIP"
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Can't I just reply to emails by screaming at them?
May 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can't I just reply to emails by screaming at them?
the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health
May 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health