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Paul M 🇮🇪🇨🇦🇫🇷🇵🇸🚲🐟
@onebiskuit.bsky.social
Former tax partner at London Big 4 accounting firm, now retired.
Perhaps her nickname should be “Wolfie”.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Not sure you'll find this in the King James version.....
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A delusion which has apparently afflicted humans for nearly two millennia - below is from the Roman Palace at Fishbourne, near Chichester.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Our residents’ association had a meeting with our local Police community liaison officers, in which we were advised as below.
The residents’ response?
We need a Neighbourhood Watch Scheme.
🤨
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Well, whadayaknow?
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🎶 Hello
Is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide🎶
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Shame Halfords don’t stock these for bikes…….
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Too long for one post, so I’ll abuse alt text:
I had a close shave with a driver today on my way to Waitrose. As I was cycling along he reversed out of a side road - a traffic offence - and almost reversed in to me. (Contd……)
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
No need to build one - this would do fine.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
👀
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This 👇 really boils my piss. Headlines are usually misleading - written by editors, not the journalist, and bearing little resemblance to the copy - and here with the headline repeated twice we get zero clues what that copy might be.
If you do click, pop-ups render the article virtually unreadable.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
You occasionally see similar things with the RPI inflation index. Here 👇 for example the various price indices went down in just one month, but the rolling annual and quarterly totals to that month were still increases.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Please, I can’t bear it………😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Time to settle into an armchair, make myself comfortable…..
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Uh-oh……
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I feel your pain. Mine took a bit longer than that, thanks largely to fiddly processes which required two men and a double jointed monkey, and shite instructions with key steps presented in the wrong order and rubbish illustrations.
Got there eventually though…….
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
No need to fret, Anne - we saw the bullies off, by a margin of three to one! 😁
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I feel slightly conflicted - sure, my left brain tells me to ride defensively “why are these murdering bastards trying to murder me?”, and eg wearing a helmet could be a rational response to that question. My right brain screams that actually, I DO have a right to *be* safe.
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM