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OneDishwasher
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Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
Just caught myself balancing the spatula on the stovetop lolllll
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That brings us to the Stetson Hatters which are of course *not* from Texas (gotta keep your head on a swivel out there) but from Florida. Never change, Florida, that's just incredible. Just look at this stolen valor!
Stetson finished last (0-6) in the ASUN conference in 2025, 5-11 overall.
8/9
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A lot! Shrimp is the second thing they list, right? I read they're bringing back the old metal Old Bay containers so I'm using it on everything even more than normal
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: it is legal in all states for you to just make shrimp scampi for dinner, the government cannot stop your house from smelling good
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I hope Waymo programmed in what to do when you see a dirt bike gang or a Grinch driving a motorcycle (also from this week)
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
yes! L'Absinthe by Degas. The other face I make all the time is from Manet's "A Bar at the Folies-Bergère"
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I have no idea what I would agree to if I was a recruit Marcus Freeman is trying to woo
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hey! No fair making fun of us while we're all snowed in and can't defend ourselves and our college basketball team looks crummy
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Checking in from upstate New York
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I think Mississippi State's problems stem from the fundamental mismatch of logos. You can't have a script one on your field and then go with the block letters on your helmet
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"footie scran"
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can check: drinking a Troegs from Hershey PA for the Penn State game
#weare
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
DOUBLE DOINK
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
DOINK
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
oh man I am a sucker for a soccer kit with a sash, but these are unusually good
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I had no idea y'all were so bougie, lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"...and 30 is the opposite of 30" Thanks, AI!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Oh hell yeah I don't care if they allow this or not, Gift Monday can do this all day
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You know it's ugly weather today when CBS is using generic "Washington DC footage" from like, last summer in the lead-in to the Washington Spirit -Portland Thorns game.
Real life is shades of grey
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
SEPTA x MARC
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
These Trader Joe's pie crusts suck. One star (they're big)
But if I'm going to have to piece this all together I might as well make the dough from scratch
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Good helmet matchup tonight: K versus A
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM