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OneDishwasher
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Meteorologist. Maryland. Member of Local 208. America's most fervent Preston North End supporter.
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Just caught myself balancing the spatula on the stovetop lolllll
A spatula balanced on the stovetop
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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That brings us to the Stetson Hatters which are of course *not* from Texas (gotta keep your head on a swivel out there) but from Florida. Never change, Florida, that's just incredible. Just look at this stolen valor!
Stetson finished last (0-6) in the ASUN conference in 2025, 5-11 overall.
8/9
Stetson University Hatters mascot with two students. Everyone is wearing big hats and nobody is in the state of Texas, where Stetson hats are actually from.
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A lot! Shrimp is the second thing they list, right? I read they're bringing back the old metal Old Bay containers so I'm using it on everything even more than normal
A one pound plastic container of Old Bay. It says to use it on shrimp
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: it is legal in all states for you to just make shrimp scampi for dinner, the government cannot stop your house from smelling good
Shrimp scampi at the beginning of cooking. The shrimp is still mostly translucent. The shrimp are now pink and almost perfectly cooked for shrimp scampi. You really don't need to hurry this. Just like scrambled eggs you *can* cook it quickly but things turn out better if you relax and take your time.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A cartoon looking at their computer, and then away with a deeply upset expression
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Penn State linebacker with a broken hand in a permanent thumbs up cast
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I hope Waymo programmed in what to do when you see a dirt bike gang or a Grinch driving a motorcycle (also from this week)
A dude in a full Grinch costume driving a motorcycle decorated like a sleigh. It has lights and everything
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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yes! L'Absinthe by Degas. The other face I make all the time is from Manet's "A Bar at the Folies-Bergère"
A Bar at the Folies-Bergère by Manet (1882). I love this painting so much because stylistically it is right on the cusp between impressionism and realism. Also, the woman is all prepared at her job but HER FACIAL EXPRESSION. Second only to the Mona Lisa. What is she thinking about? we've all been there.
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I have no idea what I would agree to if I was a recruit Marcus Freeman is trying to woo
Notre Dame coach Marcus Freeman looking incredibly handsome
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Hey! No fair making fun of us while we're all snowed in and can't defend ourselves and our college basketball team looks crummy
About a foot of lake effect snow on bushes and trees
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Checking in from upstate New York
Winter scenery in upstate New York. The bush in the foreground has about eight inches of snow on it
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I think Mississippi State's problems stem from the fundamental mismatch of logos. You can't have a script one on your field and then go with the block letters on your helmet
College football game in a field with an enormous "STATE" in script lettering A Mississippi State player wearing a maroon helmet with "MSU" on it, interlocking. This is very different than the field design
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"footie scran"
A UK politician in a suit standing in front of flags saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Can check: drinking a Troegs from Hershey PA for the Penn State game
#weare
Troegs Perpetual beer
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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DOUBLE DOINK
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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DOINK
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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oh man I am a sucker for a soccer kit with a sash, but these are unusually good
Penn State women's soccer team celebrating a goal in 2025. They are wearing white socks, white shorts, and a white jersey with a subtle grey sash outlined in blue. it looks amazing
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I had no idea y'all were so bougie, lol
Jose Mourinho looking at his phone with an expression like he just sent a "hey babe you up?" text
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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#weare
meme of the guy overcelebrating his medal for finishing way down the podium. In this case, Penn State is now 14th in the Big Ten
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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"...and 30 is the opposite of 30" Thanks, AI!!
AI telling me that 30 is the opposite of 30
November 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Oh hell yeah I don't care if they allow this or not, Gift Monday can do this all day
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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You know it's ugly weather today when CBS is using generic "Washington DC footage" from like, last summer in the lead-in to the Washington Spirit -Portland Thorns game.
Real life is shades of grey
The footage CBS is using for a November soccer game in Washington DC. People are sailing boats, the sky is blue, and the trees are green A picture of the sky and trees taken at the same time as kickoff for this November soccer game. The sky is light grey and the trees are darker grey
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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SEPTA x MARC
gang truce announced by tying the colors together, but it's been shopped to have Wawa and RoFo
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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These Trader Joe's pie crusts suck. One star (they're big)
But if I'm going to have to piece this all together I might as well make the dough from scratch
Trader Joe's frozen pie crusts do not stay intact
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Good helmet matchup tonight: K versus A
College football game camera shot. One guy has a blue "K" on a white helmet with yellow highlights, the other guy has a "A" in american flag colors on a gold background. It's Kent State vs Akron! MACTION!
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM