oneoneoneone
@oneoneoneone.bsky.social
Wizard cop. B-list situationist. Used to be cool. I am interested in British politics and detective stories and woodlice and goofy movies about misunderstandings.
why would you make this your vinted username
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
why would you make this your vinted username
Ah, the old "everyone but me is the general public" situation.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ah, the old "everyone but me is the general public" situation.
I always enjoyed this wonderful drive-by on Alfred Lord Tennyson from Philip Larkin.
polyarchive.com/the-literary...
polyarchive.com/the-literary...
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I always enjoyed this wonderful drive-by on Alfred Lord Tennyson from Philip Larkin.
polyarchive.com/the-literary...
polyarchive.com/the-literary...
Friend of mine made this at the time - might email it over to labour comms
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Friend of mine made this at the time - might email it over to labour comms
Holmes even investigates a vampire in one of the stories in the Case Book of Sherlock Holmes - the Adventure of the Sussex Vampire. Possibly not Conan Doyle's best but a good read nonetheless.
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Holmes even investigates a vampire in one of the stories in the Case Book of Sherlock Holmes - the Adventure of the Sussex Vampire. Possibly not Conan Doyle's best but a good read nonetheless.
Been attempting to single-handedly revive the turnip carving tradition although I did completely destroy a spoon in the process
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Been attempting to single-handedly revive the turnip carving tradition although I did completely destroy a spoon in the process
essentially the opposite of this approach
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
essentially the opposite of this approach
I refuse to accept that anyone could look at this picture of young Starmer (front centre) and think "oh no, he's clearly pretending to have been into jangly Scottish post-punk in the early 1980s"
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I refuse to accept that anyone could look at this picture of young Starmer (front centre) and think "oh no, he's clearly pretending to have been into jangly Scottish post-punk in the early 1980s"
yeah I've not seen a Brighton one yet either although tbh these rainbow-seagulls ones are pretty common at Brighton games already
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
yeah I've not seen a Brighton one yet either although tbh these rainbow-seagulls ones are pretty common at Brighton games already
As someone who spends far too much time thinking about the Millennium Dome, it's good to see the tradition of taking out adverts to promote your machinery that was used in a jewel heist continues to this day.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
As someone who spends far too much time thinking about the Millennium Dome, it's good to see the tradition of taking out adverts to promote your machinery that was used in a jewel heist continues to this day.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...
just remembered about the guy who grew a giant onion and gave it to Keir Starmer
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
just remembered about the guy who grew a giant onion and gave it to Keir Starmer
This particular gem came from a 2016 poll of voters in Florida if that's comparable?
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This particular gem came from a 2016 poll of voters in Florida if that's comparable?
hang on a sec I've got an idea
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
hang on a sec I've got an idea
am currently quite far into the Yvette4Leader twitter account and am quite impressed she managed to get an endorsement from the then 98-year-old Denis Healey. Also love the fact that as far as I can tell the Miliband 2nd place is the first endorsement she announces!
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
am currently quite far into the Yvette4Leader twitter account and am quite impressed she managed to get an endorsement from the then 98-year-old Denis Healey. Also love the fact that as far as I can tell the Miliband 2nd place is the first endorsement she announces!
Found another of these, namely the 1960's block of flats in Portsmouth where Conan Doyle wrote the first couple of Sherlock Holmes stories
October 17, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Found another of these, namely the 1960's block of flats in Portsmouth where Conan Doyle wrote the first couple of Sherlock Holmes stories
This LRB piece from 2018 contains a wonderful list of some of Agatha Christie's wildly inventive forays in the field of detective fiction:
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
October 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This LRB piece from 2018 contains a wonderful list of some of Agatha Christie's wildly inventive forays in the field of detective fiction:
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Just remembered I made a silly infographic about point 3 a while ago but I must have been a bit more hardline back then.
October 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Just remembered I made a silly infographic about point 3 a while ago but I must have been a bit more hardline back then.
spending billions on New Power Generation is an unconventional political move but it gets my vote
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
spending billions on New Power Generation is an unconventional political move but it gets my vote
Have a friend who is my go-to minibeast identifier who had a lot of info about our local harvestman
October 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Have a friend who is my go-to minibeast identifier who had a lot of info about our local harvestman
This is fascinating - and presumably (given that they were both made by Smith's) a proto-Monster Munch? Although the Monster Munch monsters are considerably less scary, even after their short-lived 1995 rebrand.
October 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This is fascinating - and presumably (given that they were both made by Smith's) a proto-Monster Munch? Although the Monster Munch monsters are considerably less scary, even after their short-lived 1995 rebrand.
Tony Blair used to carry a Belinda Carlisle CD around with him everywhere he went which he would listen to every time he was writing a speech. It's not clear what CD it was but reasonable to guess it was probably "Heaven on Earth" (1987).
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Tony Blair used to carry a Belinda Carlisle CD around with him everywhere he went which he would listen to every time he was writing a speech. It's not clear what CD it was but reasonable to guess it was probably "Heaven on Earth" (1987).
I love the Julius Pringle story! For some reason it always makes me think of the fact that the only Monster Munch monster with a name is the short-lived Ice Cream monster - whilst the other ones are simply "Pink Monster", "Yellow Monster" and "Blue Monster", the ice-cream monster is called Fabrizio.
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I love the Julius Pringle story! For some reason it always makes me think of the fact that the only Monster Munch monster with a name is the short-lived Ice Cream monster - whilst the other ones are simply "Pink Monster", "Yellow Monster" and "Blue Monster", the ice-cream monster is called Fabrizio.
Starmer's Desert Island Discs selection is surprisingly eclectic!
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Starmer's Desert Island Discs selection is surprisingly eclectic!
The best Sajid-Javid-wife-anecdote is when he had to choose between divorce and toning down his tendency to carry out dramatic readings of the works of Ayn Rand.
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The best Sajid-Javid-wife-anecdote is when he had to choose between divorce and toning down his tendency to carry out dramatic readings of the works of Ayn Rand.
Enjoyed this piece! Although it did remind me of the much more hardline Blobby that features in one of my favourite pieces of graffiti I've ever seen.
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Enjoyed this piece! Although it did remind me of the much more hardline Blobby that features in one of my favourite pieces of graffiti I've ever seen.