Till Geske
@oneonion.bsky.social
He/Him
Actual cook. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Working class. Claims shallots are the best onions but barely ever uses them.
Actual cook. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Working class. Claims shallots are the best onions but barely ever uses them.
By that logic, if a single cop has ever been unjustifiably violent, we should abolish the police.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
By that logic, if a single cop has ever been unjustifiably violent, we should abolish the police.
It's on the hard drive labeled 'TV'.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's on the hard drive labeled 'TV'.
Because who needs facts when you have status? With a high enough social status, you can refute stone-cold facts with nothing but claims. Because we value hierarchy over logic and ethics.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Because who needs facts when you have status? With a high enough social status, you can refute stone-cold facts with nothing but claims. Because we value hierarchy over logic and ethics.
It's the political equivalent of a company being bought by private equity and gutted for the shareholders.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's the political equivalent of a company being bought by private equity and gutted for the shareholders.
Just paypal me a couple grand when you get the chance.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just paypal me a couple grand when you get the chance.
When I can't find anything good to test my guillotine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
When I can't find anything good to test my guillotine.
Nah, it's just that some of us as a species have always been truly cooked.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nah, it's just that some of us as a species have always been truly cooked.
"Huguenot or Papist, you're coming with me."
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Huguenot or Papist, you're coming with me."
We must seize the means of frying
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We must seize the means of frying
I think mental illness is required to believe all of their wealth is deserved. Or that such wealth could ever be deserved.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think mental illness is required to believe all of their wealth is deserved. Or that such wealth could ever be deserved.
The sad fact is that before motorized transport became the norm, you could source dead horses pretty reliably by just checking the street every now and then. It was never considered good meat, so it went mostly to dogs and cats.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The sad fact is that before motorized transport became the norm, you could source dead horses pretty reliably by just checking the street every now and then. It was never considered good meat, so it went mostly to dogs and cats.
"Look, this person is incompetent! This is relatable to you, the average American consumer!"
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"Look, this person is incompetent! This is relatable to you, the average American consumer!"
What do you use as grass? It looks great.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What do you use as grass? It looks great.
The protagonist looks back one last time. "That's how we do it in Parma." They enter their car, shut the door, and drive off into the sunset. Each wheel on their car is a wheel of genuine Parmigiano Reggiano (PDO). As they drive off, they leave behind pungent streaks in the road.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The protagonist looks back one last time. "That's how we do it in Parma." They enter their car, shut the door, and drive off into the sunset. Each wheel on their car is a wheel of genuine Parmigiano Reggiano (PDO). As they drive off, they leave behind pungent streaks in the road.
You might not like it, but this is what the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands look like.
Imagine I posted a picture of shirtless Elon here, I can't be bothered.
Imagine I posted a picture of shirtless Elon here, I can't be bothered.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
You might not like it, but this is what the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands look like.
Imagine I posted a picture of shirtless Elon here, I can't be bothered.
Imagine I posted a picture of shirtless Elon here, I can't be bothered.
You're braver than most of us.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
You're braver than most of us.
Why does everyone keep calling me that?
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why does everyone keep calling me that?
The architectural Intern will be tasked with constructing the city of Rome.
Details: Paid, Part-time, 1 day;
Details: Paid, Part-time, 1 day;
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The architectural Intern will be tasked with constructing the city of Rome.
Details: Paid, Part-time, 1 day;
Details: Paid, Part-time, 1 day;
I do provide my cat with enrichment, but the indoors can't provide lawns to run across, fences to climb, a world to explore, and other neighborhood cats to socialize with.
I could just as well say 'If you live in an area that's not safe for cats, don't get a cat.'
I could just as well say 'If you live in an area that's not safe for cats, don't get a cat.'
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I do provide my cat with enrichment, but the indoors can't provide lawns to run across, fences to climb, a world to explore, and other neighborhood cats to socialize with.
I could just as well say 'If you live in an area that's not safe for cats, don't get a cat.'
I could just as well say 'If you live in an area that's not safe for cats, don't get a cat.'