OneWingedSparrow
@onewingedsparrow.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cinematographer, professional know-it-all (alcoholic trivia host). Apparently I'm a pretty good singer too.
See also PETScans
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
See also PETScans
Yo! Happy birfmas teach!
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yo! Happy birfmas teach!
My biggest accomplishment was finally finding a mindmap software that actually DOES WHAT I WANT. Not much, but I've been looking for a context interactive mindmapper to help visualize complex character dynamics for YEARS.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My biggest accomplishment was finally finding a mindmap software that actually DOES WHAT I WANT. Not much, but I've been looking for a context interactive mindmapper to help visualize complex character dynamics for YEARS.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
If anyone's looking for a mind mapper that works like a Wiki? Try Obsidian.
I think that's actually the main entry with a set of double doors but the house folds itself inception style so you can only get on from above?
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think that's actually the main entry with a set of double doors but the house folds itself inception style so you can only get on from above?
I'm whatever the fuck this hot mess is...
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm whatever the fuck this hot mess is...
Congrats! You SHOULD be proud!
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Congrats! You SHOULD be proud!
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
And now you can focus on the other important question...
How far into the sea can you shotput his ra_ist ass once he finally fucks off in a couple months?
That is BRILLIANT and much as i hate that damn scream I'm stealing this answer.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 AM
That is BRILLIANT and much as i hate that damn scream I'm stealing this answer.
Doesnt help that the main reason he doesn't want to be called a Russian asset is it brings attention to the fact that he IS one and that makes being one harder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Doesnt help that the main reason he doesn't want to be called a Russian asset is it brings attention to the fact that he IS one and that makes being one harder.
I just thought it was mostoy McConnell's doing? I could be wrong. Last I checked Clinton DID sign, but senate refused to ratify and it got effectively permanently shelved by McConnell's croneys under Bush. (I wonder the fuck why...)
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I just thought it was mostoy McConnell's doing? I could be wrong. Last I checked Clinton DID sign, but senate refused to ratify and it got effectively permanently shelved by McConnell's croneys under Bush. (I wonder the fuck why...)
Pretty sure I've been putting in the work...
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Pretty sure I've been putting in the work...
Isn't it congress that makes that decision?
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Isn't it congress that makes that decision?
Im curious but feel like it's unfair that it won't catch typos or invented swears like "twuntnugget".
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Im curious but feel like it's unfair that it won't catch typos or invented swears like "twuntnugget".
One of my favorite feelings as a bookseller (even tho i hated dealing w customers) was when i could just look at a person and recommend them books based on their clothes and they're just like "how did you KNOW?"
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One of my favorite feelings as a bookseller (even tho i hated dealing w customers) was when i could just look at a person and recommend them books based on their clothes and they're just like "how did you KNOW?"
FFS, even the green beans look white...
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
FFS, even the green beans look white...
My family learned long ago they get ONE "don't ask" for things like this.
Because I WILL tell them and then when they don't believe me and look it up they have to find out twice with me laughing while they do it the second time.
Because I WILL tell them and then when they don't believe me and look it up they have to find out twice with me laughing while they do it the second time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My family learned long ago they get ONE "don't ask" for things like this.
Because I WILL tell them and then when they don't believe me and look it up they have to find out twice with me laughing while they do it the second time.
Because I WILL tell them and then when they don't believe me and look it up they have to find out twice with me laughing while they do it the second time.
That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That's why they had to tear down the Hard Rock Hotel. They kept having to rebuild the giant guitar that got hit 2 or 3 times a week. Shits expensive!
Can you imagine fucking this up in a performance? I feel the whole orchestra would be justified if they stopped playing and every head turned to watch you walk off in shame...
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Can you imagine fucking this up in a performance? I feel the whole orchestra would be justified if they stopped playing and every head turned to watch you walk off in shame...
Worth noting for anyone not paying attention to the long game, this isn't JUST about intimidating abuse victims into silence. It's about the concept of anonymity in justice in general.
This is ALSO about stopping whistleblowers vital to hampering a fascist takeover.
This is ALSO about stopping whistleblowers vital to hampering a fascist takeover.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Worth noting for anyone not paying attention to the long game, this isn't JUST about intimidating abuse victims into silence. It's about the concept of anonymity in justice in general.
This is ALSO about stopping whistleblowers vital to hampering a fascist takeover.
This is ALSO about stopping whistleblowers vital to hampering a fascist takeover.
Because Avi Arad is a fucking idiot.
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Because Avi Arad is a fucking idiot.
Id be mad too if i had to manage someones pisstube to give them a blowjob and they tossed me under the bus for someone more attractive after I injected five figures worth of Botulinum into my face.
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Id be mad too if i had to manage someones pisstube to give them a blowjob and they tossed me under the bus for someone more attractive after I injected five figures worth of Botulinum into my face.