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RealOnionWars
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I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis!

🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.]

#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
The Epstein Files are the new healthcare plan and infrastructure week all rolled into one. 🤨
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
By that I mean, Please don't judge us all by the worst of us. 🙄
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
What's most important is that we make every effort to live up to the lofty and noble customs we aspire to gain.

We must always find ways to do better, be better, and support those who serve democracy and human rights.

Both of my brothers and I served in Army SF. There is a higher standard. 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Aye aye! 🫡
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Putin has an insatiable thirst for blowjobs from prominent American real estate douchebags like Witkoff, Kushner, and Trump. 🤨
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The Russians are not ready for what's coming. It's gonna get very very bad for them soon, all over the place. 🥸

Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It's NEVER gonna work, motherfuckers!! 🤨

Слава Україні! 🇺🇦🗽
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Huah!! 😀

Get well soon, brother!!
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I was always able to avoid committing war crimes in combat zones. So was everyone I worked with, full stop. It's not hard.

War crimes don't win wars. They don't even help you lose more slowly.

War crimes are a sign of weak and incompetent military leadership.

#NotGreat
#WarCrimes
#WhiskeyPete
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This more and more frequently makes a cameo in my SERE-School-and-frightening-combat-fueled PTSD nightmares about being captured by bad guys overseas. 😐

Americans will not be safe abroad again for a long time, and our SpecOps folks are going to have a lot harder time making friends. 😞

#NotGreat
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
NGL: It kind of looks like if you asked very early AI, or a person with a head injury, to draw a picture of a silver hardtop Miata. 🥸
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lady governors/AGs/bosses/etc have staked their claim at the top tier of our culture's intellectual and moral leadership in 2025.

I am humbled and impressed by women in leadership, politics, and the legal profession in these times.

Cheers and gratitude to each and every one of you! 🙏
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM