Waylon Jennings-Yutani
@ontopic.bsky.social
A street gang named desire
Tarantino knows that Lillard could do a scathing parody of him. That’s why.
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Tarantino knows that Lillard could do a scathing parody of him. That’s why.
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
We gotta put these assclowns in jail just for being herbs
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We gotta put these assclowns in jail just for being herbs
Skullomania
a man in a skeleton costume is standing with his hands on his hips .
Alt: Skullomania
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Skullomania
Help: I made a comment that resonated with centrist libs and now my feed is full of people saying “good morning to Kamala voters and Kamala voters only.”
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Help: I made a comment that resonated with centrist libs and now my feed is full of people saying “good morning to Kamala voters and Kamala voters only.”
Moral victories don’t really hit in a world run by the least scrupulous
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Moral victories don’t really hit in a world run by the least scrupulous
If it does in its sleep, its handlers are going to stage an assassination, weekend at Bernie’s style.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If it does in its sleep, its handlers are going to stage an assassination, weekend at Bernie’s style.
We used to name babies with the clear intention of calling them “Hank”
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We used to name babies with the clear intention of calling them “Hank”
They actually got this one 100% right. Correct order, no omissions.
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They actually got this one 100% right. Correct order, no omissions.
Real
They did live tracking in Texas Republican focus groups as they read out the Shamwow Guy's bio, and it tested through the ROOF
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Real
Engaging in a high stakes game of “not giving enough information to solve the problem with one of my clients.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Engaging in a high stakes game of “not giving enough information to solve the problem with one of my clients.”
Much to consider
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Much to consider
“I will be resigning to focus on my first love: biting the heads off of rodents and small birds.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
“I will be resigning to focus on my first love: biting the heads off of rodents and small birds.”
I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m actually ultrastitious. I believe that ghosts exist and they have technologies and neon fashions we can only dream of.
I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think I was prepared for the president to be a monstrous tyrant or an obsequious little toad but this one is both somehow.
You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know that RFK jr made a “Nuzzi rhymes with pussy” joke to this woman’s face, and she still did whatever this is.
He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He’s not especially smart. He’s not especially savvy. He does not have some kind of insight into the mind of the average person. He has simply been playing T-ball for 75 years.
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Renaming the DoD to the Dept. of War sounds like something that the burned out Yippie would bring up at a meeting about a completely different cause in like 2009.
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
An actor at the end of filming an episode of his hit show, turns to his left and his right in the applause line, and tries to keep a straight face as he realizes he is the “hosts the recap podcast” member of the cast.
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Using “which band is the good one, Goose or Geese?” as a shibboleth to root out hippies.
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They all deserve it. You’re not allowed to say what, but every one of them should be.