Open Ride PHL
@openridephl.bsky.social
#Philly based lady, #blue-collar #Maker, and #union #museum worker. #Urbanism, #Japanese, #3dprinting, #amateur #radio and me being annoyed. Occasionally I organize huge #bike rides too.
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I think I'm going to get some stickers/buttons made up
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I think I'm going to get some stickers/buttons made up
Male coworker: “man why do all these hot chicks keep showing up on my Facebook, I can’t even show my FB to my wife anymore!”
Me: “uh…the algorithm apparently thinks you want that…so…sounds like a ‘you’ problem?”
MCW: “why’d you say that, I’m just trying to have a conversation!”
Me: “uh…the algorithm apparently thinks you want that…so…sounds like a ‘you’ problem?”
MCW: “why’d you say that, I’m just trying to have a conversation!”
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Male coworker: “man why do all these hot chicks keep showing up on my Facebook, I can’t even show my FB to my wife anymore!”
Me: “uh…the algorithm apparently thinks you want that…so…sounds like a ‘you’ problem?”
MCW: “why’d you say that, I’m just trying to have a conversation!”
Me: “uh…the algorithm apparently thinks you want that…so…sounds like a ‘you’ problem?”
MCW: “why’d you say that, I’m just trying to have a conversation!”
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WE MUST BAN SHORT FORM VIDEO TO HEAL SOCIETY
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
WE MUST BAN SHORT FORM VIDEO TO HEAL SOCIETY
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We have a lot of fun here but I do really think bowing and scraping to some bloated New York City real estate show tunes motherfucker is some of the most terminally cucked shit I've seen in my life.
Just a truly despicable, loathsome weakness.
Just a truly despicable, loathsome weakness.
October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We have a lot of fun here but I do really think bowing and scraping to some bloated New York City real estate show tunes motherfucker is some of the most terminally cucked shit I've seen in my life.
Just a truly despicable, loathsome weakness.
Just a truly despicable, loathsome weakness.
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If I see you posting AI slop, it's an instant block. Even if you think it's cute or says a lot about society. If you are purporting that some AI slop is real news, I will report you for misinformation, and then block you. Sloppers should be marginalised.
October 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If I see you posting AI slop, it's an instant block. Even if you think it's cute or says a lot about society. If you are purporting that some AI slop is real news, I will report you for misinformation, and then block you. Sloppers should be marginalised.
Man I went a little hard last night, my brain is just GONE
October 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Man I went a little hard last night, my brain is just GONE
This is the most low-stakes thing even but I slept wrong and my neck is bothering me UGH.
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is the most low-stakes thing even but I slept wrong and my neck is bothering me UGH.
We haven’t even done the audio interconnects yet and the robot nerds already gave me a heart attack:
Me: ‘Hey what kind of amperage will we be pulling?’
Nerds: ‘Uhhhhh we think 60 amps?’
Me: ‘You better be wrong unless you want to see a breaker shit itself and catch fire.’
Me: ‘Hey what kind of amperage will we be pulling?’
Nerds: ‘Uhhhhh we think 60 amps?’
Me: ‘You better be wrong unless you want to see a breaker shit itself and catch fire.’
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We haven’t even done the audio interconnects yet and the robot nerds already gave me a heart attack:
Me: ‘Hey what kind of amperage will we be pulling?’
Nerds: ‘Uhhhhh we think 60 amps?’
Me: ‘You better be wrong unless you want to see a breaker shit itself and catch fire.’
Me: ‘Hey what kind of amperage will we be pulling?’
Nerds: ‘Uhhhhh we think 60 amps?’
Me: ‘You better be wrong unless you want to see a breaker shit itself and catch fire.’
My Senior Tech: “WE ALWAYS CLEAN UP OUR WORK AND NEVER MAKE WORK FOR ANYONE ELSE OR THE OTHER TRADES”
Also My Senior Tech: “This Project I’ve been working on is happening while I’ve fucked off to France for two weeks, CATCH!”
Also My Senior Tech: “This Project I’ve been working on is happening while I’ve fucked off to France for two weeks, CATCH!”
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My Senior Tech: “WE ALWAYS CLEAN UP OUR WORK AND NEVER MAKE WORK FOR ANYONE ELSE OR THE OTHER TRADES”
Also My Senior Tech: “This Project I’ve been working on is happening while I’ve fucked off to France for two weeks, CATCH!”
Also My Senior Tech: “This Project I’ve been working on is happening while I’ve fucked off to France for two weeks, CATCH!”
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As an Autumn Equinox treat, Black Mass is now available as a 12"x18" art print in my store.
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September 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As an Autumn Equinox treat, Black Mass is now available as a 12"x18" art print in my store.
decwrk.com/products/bla...
decwrk.com/products/bla...
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Shadow Play IV. Digital mixed medium. 11in x 17in.
Pretty pleased with how this one came together.
Pretty pleased with how this one came together.
April 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Shadow Play IV. Digital mixed medium. 11in x 17in.
Pretty pleased with how this one came together.
Pretty pleased with how this one came together.
Ok so I’m still not 100% sold on crop tops but I don’t HATE wearing one so far.
September 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ok so I’m still not 100% sold on crop tops but I don’t HATE wearing one so far.
Wait did you all know that apparently if you have long hair you should wash it with soap every day? And no one TOLD me?!?
What the shit I thought we were friends!
What the shit I thought we were friends!
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Wait did you all know that apparently if you have long hair you should wash it with soap every day? And no one TOLD me?!?
What the shit I thought we were friends!
What the shit I thought we were friends!
If you want to understand The Philadelphian Mind, you must understand our reaction to Gritty:
We IMMEDIATELY started clowning on Gritty. This weird-ass thing is gonna be our mascot? Bullshit, looks like an escapee from some kind of Muppet prison. He ate SHIT on the ice!
He was our drunk uncle.
We IMMEDIATELY started clowning on Gritty. This weird-ass thing is gonna be our mascot? Bullshit, looks like an escapee from some kind of Muppet prison. He ate SHIT on the ice!
He was our drunk uncle.
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you want to understand The Philadelphian Mind, you must understand our reaction to Gritty:
We IMMEDIATELY started clowning on Gritty. This weird-ass thing is gonna be our mascot? Bullshit, looks like an escapee from some kind of Muppet prison. He ate SHIT on the ice!
He was our drunk uncle.
We IMMEDIATELY started clowning on Gritty. This weird-ass thing is gonna be our mascot? Bullshit, looks like an escapee from some kind of Muppet prison. He ate SHIT on the ice!
He was our drunk uncle.
A brief history of Gritty:
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A brief history of Gritty:
Happy birthday, Gritty!
September 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Happy birthday, Gritty!
Look I know that I bought cheap dollar store eyeliner but this shit is about as waterproof as tissue paper
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Look I know that I bought cheap dollar store eyeliner but this shit is about as waterproof as tissue paper
Watching Hackers in theatre, yelling “EGG!” every time Matthew Lillard is on screen
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching Hackers in theatre, yelling “EGG!” every time Matthew Lillard is on screen
Chat is it weird for the PA Air National Guard to be advertising using models with MP5’s and AK-pattern weapons?
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Chat is it weird for the PA Air National Guard to be advertising using models with MP5’s and AK-pattern weapons?
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
I've had conversations like this before about other folks, and it's why I draw the distinction between 'bigoted (ignorant)', 'bigoted (bubble)', and 'bigoted (malicious)'.
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've had conversations like this before about other folks, and it's why I draw the distinction between 'bigoted (ignorant)', 'bigoted (bubble)', and 'bigoted (malicious)'.
Aight I'm gonna be bother the ISS back later
September 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Aight I'm gonna be bother the ISS back later
My sibling in humanity you guys were publicly spinning in circles before he turned himself in.
Kash Patel: "This is what happens when you let good cops be cops."
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My sibling in humanity you guys were publicly spinning in circles before he turned himself in.