OpulentMess
@opulentmess.bsky.social
Lover of cats, silly human, very gay
Lobotomy was successful
September 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Lobotomy was successful
It’s obviously junior taskmaster’s assistant which raises the question, is the ‘Junior Taskmaster’s assistant’ assistant the junior Junior Taskmaster’s assistant?
June 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s obviously junior taskmaster’s assistant which raises the question, is the ‘Junior Taskmaster’s assistant’ assistant the junior Junior Taskmaster’s assistant?
I screenshot it, feel free to share
May 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I screenshot it, feel free to share
Okay so absolutely fuck this and shame on Central Coast Mariners.
Quickly tho, it’s spelt physique. If you’re gonna be a bigot, at least double check your spelling.
Quickly tho, it’s spelt physique. If you’re gonna be a bigot, at least double check your spelling.
May 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Okay so absolutely fuck this and shame on Central Coast Mariners.
Quickly tho, it’s spelt physique. If you’re gonna be a bigot, at least double check your spelling.
Quickly tho, it’s spelt physique. If you’re gonna be a bigot, at least double check your spelling.
They’ll let anything go up on change these days
February 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
They’ll let anything go up on change these days
Elon Musk has announced his new company Planes-X!
These planes solve the “crashing while landing” problem occurring in America by simply catching fire at the gate for no apparent reason, never taking off and never crashing!
Elon shared this technical drawing of his new design. Truly a genius 🙏
These planes solve the “crashing while landing” problem occurring in America by simply catching fire at the gate for no apparent reason, never taking off and never crashing!
Elon shared this technical drawing of his new design. Truly a genius 🙏
February 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Elon Musk has announced his new company Planes-X!
These planes solve the “crashing while landing” problem occurring in America by simply catching fire at the gate for no apparent reason, never taking off and never crashing!
Elon shared this technical drawing of his new design. Truly a genius 🙏
These planes solve the “crashing while landing” problem occurring in America by simply catching fire at the gate for no apparent reason, never taking off and never crashing!
Elon shared this technical drawing of his new design. Truly a genius 🙏
The top 20 private schools in Australia received nearly $1500 dollars / minute in 2023. Whose counting tho 🤷♀️
January 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The top 20 private schools in Australia received nearly $1500 dollars / minute in 2023. Whose counting tho 🤷♀️
Wear pattern shows weight use distribution 🥰
January 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Wear pattern shows weight use distribution 🥰
I need this app to know app this horrifying creation I made about a year ago. Please meet the Nick Cage Cock Cage
January 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I need this app to know app this horrifying creation I made about a year ago. Please meet the Nick Cage Cock Cage
What in the bot?
December 30, 2024 at 11:48 AM
What in the bot?
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three Spirits:
The three Spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 4:29 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three Spirits:
The three Spirits:
Whoever was on the exercise bike at the gym before me trying to recreate riding a penny farthing cause Jesus
December 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Whoever was on the exercise bike at the gym before me trying to recreate riding a penny farthing cause Jesus
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
December 2, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I’m a big football nerd and would love to connect with my fellow football nerds 🥰
November 16, 2024 at 11:01 AM
I’m a big football nerd and would love to connect with my fellow football nerds 🥰
Chips would like one snack. If you don’t have one, she will bite your toes 💕
November 15, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Chips would like one snack. If you don’t have one, she will bite your toes 💕
November 14, 2024 at 2:37 AM