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Sean Scott
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Your database is down because you didn't listen to me.

I put databases in containers so I can cook, buy knives, run & give dogs the life they deserve. He/him.

Backup≠Recovery. Dogs>People. Trans Rights=Human Rights.
IYKYK
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
All Cybertrucks Are Bad
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Safeway was open after all. I think they have the sign turned off so it's less of a target for enemy airstrikes.

Unfortunately, the store's been picked clean of nearly everything. Empty shelves reminiscent of the worst days of COVID-19. Rationing in effect. Devastation everywhere you turn.
October 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"Well, I'm sorry. Ah... If the pilot's good, see. I mean, if he's really sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low, you ought to see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane, like a '52, vroom! There's jet exhaust, flyin' chickens in the barnyard!"
September 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you're gonna bribe me, make it count.
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe there's less need for protected bike lanes because drivers in Japan a) don't drive enormous killing machines, b) don't/can't reach high speeds in busy metropolitan areas, c) live in a respectful culture, and d) aren't aggressively trying to run down cyclists at every opportunity.
September 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Uh, Spotify, I don't think that's quite right.
July 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Say, two thousand, three, three
Party over. out of time
But for now, we're still supporting
Version "C" with a one-nine
July 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Qatar Airways: "We fly to over 170 destinations*."

* Except Qatar
June 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don't know where to start with this photo from an Amazon review by "gavin" for a dash camera/rear-view mirror combo.

The seat and center console doilies?
THE CHANDELIER DOME LIGHT?

Stay classy, Gavin.
www.amazon.com/WOLFBOX-Mirr....
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
For those following along at home, this is a menu for a typical ramen place in Tokyo. It's outside. You push buttons for what you want, drop in coins, get a ticket, and wait. Someone will come get you and seat you when your food is ready.
May 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Visiting Japan spoiled me. Got to my hotel late. The only open place was "fast food" ramen.

Entire meal was about $7 USD (including egg & drink) and they tweezed in the garnish like it was a Michelin restaurant. The photo doesn't do justice to how ample the serving was.
May 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How to get a BTS tour of the Vatican.
May 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
IYKYK
May 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Ooh, ooh, Lien Waiver
You deceive, but this doesn't look quite right
Ooh, ooh, Lien Waiver
You deceive in the hopes that I will bite

(Apologies to Gary Wright)
April 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is Japan's equivalent of an F-150.

To most Americans, this looks like a toy, but the Japanese seem to have a thriving economy and vibrant small business sector that doesn't require shuttling 1000s of pounds of stuff around in giant pedestrian- and road-crushing behemoths.
April 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
HAHAHAHA NO
March 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My "Protect Trans Kids" t-shirt from @knifewearknives.bsky.social is raising a lot of questions already answered by my #ProtectTransKids t-shirt.

Mostly, "I love your t-shirt, where did you get it?"
March 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In January, more than 120 Starlinks deorbited. "The sustained rate of daily reentries is unprecedented," says Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard Center for Astrophysics. "They are retiring and incinerating about 4 or 5 Starlinks every day."

Coincidence?

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February 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
January 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fixed.
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Enjoying some fresh Canadian salmon before the tariffs hit. (Got a little sloppy with the chili sauce.)
January 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Something something precious bodily fluids.
January 23, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Anticipating a day this will be broadcast by state media into every home on displays that turn on automatically and can't be muted or unplugged.
January 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I've seen this hairstyle somewhere before. Looks like she chose... Poorly.
January 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM