Sean Scott
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Sean Scott
@oraclesean.com
Your database is down because you didn't listen to me.

I put databases in containers so I can cook, buy knives, run & give dogs the life they deserve. He/him.

Backup≠Recovery. Dogs>People. Trans Rights=Human Rights.
Wow
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Condoms: less expensive, just as effective.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Condoms: less expensive, just as effective.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Folks, it's time to dust off your infrastructure Week advent calendars and think, "Again? So soon?"
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Delights in being mean, but not thin-skinned; we'll never be friends.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Spare a thought for everyone named "Watkins" who are about to be visited by ICE.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He doesn't understand why Fifth Element doesn't end immediately after the hero gets blown up by the Mangalore on the giant space yacht.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Who didn't see this coming?
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dick, please tell us more about how dysfunction works.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is the greatest Democratic betrayal of my life (so far) Bart and Homer Simpson dot gif.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The urns over the bookcases contain the ashes of our nation's reputation among the international community.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hobby Lobby employees must work on commission.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Interested to learn about the policies for prayer in schools.
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM