Orbital Fracture
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They all got so used to pleading the fifth that they just kind of do it all the time now.
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Well you can take solace in the fact that when things go tits up the worst people to ever live will get away with it having paid absolutely no consequences
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"This man fucked me over repeatedly and ruined my entire life, but yeah I'd vote for him again in a heartbeat"
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I've been hearing talk of them getting rid of daylight savings for what feels like forever now, just like them talking about imposing term limits for senators, they have absolutely no intention of following through on these things.
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"Layaway was AWESOME!"

Jesus CHRIST.
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So THAT'S why it's called rear window
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It's like a Lovecraftian story about a cursed object that drives you mad if you gaze upon it except instead of an ancient totem it's some right wing dipshit telling you we need to exterminate the lesser races
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Hakuna Matata, it's a beautiful phrase, isn't it folks?
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One thing I've seen time and time again is that it actually doesn't matter how many times Trump hurts them, they keep coming back for more.

People get scammed by him and lose money, they deport their family members, they lose their businesses because of his policies, it doesn't change their minds.
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It's like being hit by a train except the train is going 2 MPH
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People that dedicate their lives to making the world a worse place to live deserve absolutely no sympathy.
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It's time for everyone to campaign on super Nuremberg trials.
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I feel like if Elon Musk came at me to kill me with a chainsaw I would die of secondhand embarrassment before I died to the chainsaw.
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The amount of people saying how we need to look past Newsom's cozying up to right wing scum like Steve Bannon and how he wants to get rid of all the trans people is fucking maddening.
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They openly laugh about feeding hispanic toddlers to alligators, they're well, well past the point of caring about how evil they look.
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Front Mission 3 also had god awful AI art in it
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The scariest thing about modern life is realizing just how many people think fiction is completely equal to reality.

Scalia was justifying torture by saying that Jack Bauer used it to save America in the TV show 24.
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Okay but why is he giving the Kubrick Stare
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Ralph breaks the internet at points also weirdly feels like an advertisement for Disney's other properties. The Star Wars stormtoopers walking on screen and having the imperial march play is just frankly fucking weird for the movie it is, what's that gotta do with the internet or videogames?
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"There's just a relentless amount of old people"

Vinny's got the Mike Stoklasa disease, time to pack it in.
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I sincerely get the sense they put "Realistic Minecraft" into an AI image generator and used that as concept art for the movie.
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That's really the worst thing about war.

Even after all the sorcerers are dead their mindless creations still lie in wait.