Orcish Law
@orcishlaw.bsky.social
Lawyer. Gamer. Lawyer who represents game developers. Former musical theatre performer. He/him. Profile pic by @lartist. Black Lives still Matter. Fight fascists. Protect trans kids.
I've gotta say, Greg, no matter the facts, I don't know if I'll ever legitimately shake my copium conspiracy theories about 2024.
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've gotta say, Greg, no matter the facts, I don't know if I'll ever legitimately shake my copium conspiracy theories about 2024.
You had me at "onslaught of pastrami"
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You had me at "onslaught of pastrami"
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I can only do the Friday "Daaaaammmmnn" lean so many times in a single thread, but I think this one may have set a new record.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I can only do the Friday "Daaaaammmmnn" lean so many times in a single thread, but I think this one may have set a new record.
<nods> I had legal writing professors tell me that CF meant one thing, and then partners said it meant something else, so now I just don't use it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
<nods> I had legal writing professors tell me that CF meant one thing, and then partners said it meant something else, so now I just don't use it.
But it's okay, because I named my butt Powdered Toast.
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
But it's okay, because I named my butt Powdered Toast.
I can only do the Friday "Daaaaammmmnn" lean so many times in a single thread, but I think this one may have set a new record.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I can only do the Friday "Daaaaammmmnn" lean so many times in a single thread, but I think this one may have set a new record.
Despite knowing the poem, I kept trying to read this to the cadence of Going the Distance.
The Distance
Provided to YouTube by Volcano The Distance · CAKE Fashion Nugget ℗ 1996 Volcano Entertainment II, LLC Released on: 1996-09-17 Electric Guitar, Organ, Composer, Lyricist: Greg Brown Organ, Vocal: John McCrea Trumpet: Vince DiFiore Bass: Victor Damiani Drums, Percussion: Todd Roper Engineer: Craig Long Engineer: Joe Johnston Engineer: Kirt Shearer Assistant Engineer: Scott Reams Auto-generated by YouTube.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Despite knowing the poem, I kept trying to read this to the cadence of Going the Distance.
I know someone in northern Chicago that I could at least ask for a referral, but no guarantee that I'd get anyone for you. Let me know tomorrow if you don't get a decent response and I can reach out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know someone in northern Chicago that I could at least ask for a referral, but no guarantee that I'd get anyone for you. Let me know tomorrow if you don't get a decent response and I can reach out.
Oh, but this here is law fightin'! When I get you within those Four Corners, the only ambiguity will be what's left of you!
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh, but this here is law fightin'! When I get you within those Four Corners, the only ambiguity will be what's left of you!
Yeah, that was a quick pivot to network jargon to "yes and" the quote skeet, and I didn't even think about potential confusion with the evidentiary rules.
When the Muse inspires you to make a "404 not found" joke, you've just got to roll with it!
When the Muse inspires you to make a "404 not found" joke, you've just got to roll with it!
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, that was a quick pivot to network jargon to "yes and" the quote skeet, and I didn't even think about potential confusion with the evidentiary rules.
When the Muse inspires you to make a "404 not found" joke, you've just got to roll with it!
When the Muse inspires you to make a "404 not found" joke, you've just got to roll with it!
Oh, bravo. This is like playing the same number in a different color in Uno.
Or so I hear.
Or so I hear.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh, bravo. This is like playing the same number in a different color in Uno.
Or so I hear.
Or so I hear.
These hands only speak one language, Thomas.
a man and a woman are dancing on a dance floor with the word grease on the bottom
Alt: A gif from the movie Grease: Olivia Newton John and John Travolta are dancing the "Hand Jive" at the school dance
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December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
These hands only speak one language, Thomas.
That's what it's gonna feel like when they come crashing down on you, OH YEAH!
a man with a beard wearing sunglasses and a red hat is holding a bag of chips and says oh yeah
Alt: a gif of Macho Man Randy Savage, from a Slim Jim commercial. Everything is garish in red and yellow, including his hat and bonkers sunglasses, and he's yelling "Oh Yeah!"
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That's what it's gonna feel like when they come crashing down on you, OH YEAH!
Yes, that's the one! I think it moved locations around the same time that the movie theatre moved, but it was a long time ago and i can't trust my memory
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yes, that's the one! I think it moved locations around the same time that the movie theatre moved, but it was a long time ago and i can't trust my memory