honey ham (i don't really eat pork even when i eat meat)
devilled eggs (don't like mayo)
green bean casserole (I have never eaten this irl so it wouldn't feel like a loss)

in university, we had 6 of us in one house. If you heard the doorbell but were occupied you yell 'door noise'. Ditto for phone with 'phone noise'

When everyone would get gloriously drunk at parties my sober self would yell the opposite and watch the drunks rush to the wrong place and be confused.

I love Ryoma from Prince of Tennis who canonically grew up in America and is fluent in English, attempting to pronounce "You still have much more to work on' (the awkward English translation of his catch phrase)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPqD...

there's no freaking way Ill be your lover, unless

(there are more but a lot of them are canon in the manga; not in what's been animated so far and/or I don't think they're very good. There's also gushing over magical girls if hard ecchi is ok)

Genuinely infuriating that the AI bubble is trying to force a captive audience by co-opting things that have already existed and denying us access to basic functions until we agree to use their horrible tech

damn your style is gorgeous wtf