For example limiting it to combat seems like a good start, and I feel it makes more sense anyway (ie you "have the advantage" against an opponent, see the 5e barbarians reckless attack ability).

I actually really enjoy advantage as a mechanic, I think leaning into the gambling aspect of the randomness is a valid design strategy and there's a lot to be said for the psychological reward of the nat 20 but! It needs to be applied way more judiciously than 5es "idk just do it whenever"

*nods sagely* Magic Ghe Tathering

No shade genuinely but I have an extremely hard time believing that last part as someone who frequents their local bookstore a lot. Like even paperbacks are usually like 20+ bucks these days

I think I've read like 5 French gag comics with this exact sequence of events

jay Dragon's DilationPosting once again rolling out the hits

Damn that's really unprofessional for a daycare. They should consider firing those dogshit kids and getting cuter ones so your son has people on his level