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Washing machine minutes are the same as football minutes
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is so discouraging that we constantly offer great ideas to the democratic leadership on how to become an opposition party and they constantly fail to rise to the moment. It’s angering the lack of spine that they have.

Tony
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
So....

Did he win the debate?
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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ICYMI: Trump says his administration won't approve any wind or solar power projects.

Reminder that Big Oil spent nearly $100M to get Trump elected in 2024.

It's a huge payoff for his corporate donors at the expense of a livable planet.
August 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
July 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Many people are saying that underage girls are attracted to fat ankles
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Macaroons are the Brussels sprouts of cookies. #TrueConfections
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Carpe diem, literally seize the fish
#LatinExpert
July 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Dress Barn is going upscale with a new name....Dressage!
#reTail
July 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
James T Kirk's last words: Gorn?

#metajoke

#NotAnAnnouncement
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Slavery in the form of prison labor is next
July 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Turns out, Art Frahm
Just had trouble drawing ankles
June 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Bought a dictionary w/ a glossary in the back, only to find it was just two dictionaries glued together.
June 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
June 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When are they going to start calling it ISIS?
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
May 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yuckity yackity

Robert F Kennedy

his hobby is likely to make us all squirm

Although not exactly a

cryptozoologist

Brings mystery meat home

To share with his worm

#doubledactyl
May 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Did you know that you only use 10% of your thumb?
#science
December 25, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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To be honest, I had trouble fitting the entire box up my ass

#cologuard
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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A wallaby is just a kangaroo wanna be
February 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Toast apocalyptic.

ButterSideDown
November 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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String cheese surplants big bang cheese as most delicious
November 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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The weird thing about the "Laugh Bag" wasn't the creapy laugh. It was the flesh-tone record player contained within.
November 11, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Macaroons are the Brussels sprouts of cookies
May 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM