Free the Menendez brothers.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

Actual "pet" peeve: People giving their pets unoriginal names.

We don't need anymore Lunas, Bellas, or Smokeys. Name your cat Philip or Dodecahedron or something.

Yes I think people who read for hobby generally have higher levels of emotional intelligence and are therefore inherently nicer to be around, what about it?

Been using Bluesky for a few days now and I can definitely confirm that Bluesky > Tw*tter.

🙏 Don't fuck it up.

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

Why do people feel the need to comment on how bad the school washrooms smell?

Like, yeah, hot fuckin' take. Or were you expecting the place whose exclusive purpose is being pissed and shat in to smell like roses?

I swear if I hear one more person say "They should teach media literacy in schools" I'm going to smack my head into a cinderblock wall.

Brother, they DO. It's called English class. Ya know, the class where you...analyze media? Books, plays, poetry, movies, essays...????

God. Get it together.

Hey Bluesky here's a .5 I took of my cat

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

I've been on Bluesky for a singular day and my feed is almost entirely photos of mushrooms.

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

The P stands for Patrick.