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Tom Turkey
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MAGA-style hat that reads: "MAKE WHITE HOUSE GREAT AGAIN"
October 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This is what ChatGPT reminds me of
Still frame from the television show "South Park." A man is riding the new "must have" transportation device. The machine looks stupid and penetrates the driver's larger body openings in what seems to be an unpleasant manner.
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Should I get this tattoo covered up?
Original dickbutt image. A cartoon of a phallic figure that has a penis growing out of its prominent butt.
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Picture from a recent CPAC meeting. Two dorks pose beside a demented statue of a shiny, buffoonish Donald Trump. Trump's flesh and hair are golden. Old Glory is besmirched as it is presented as Trump's shorts. Trump's micropenis appears to be faithfully rendered.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Unsolicited Bisquick pic
Box of Bisquick pancake and baking mix
October 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Dang
Marbled red and black pattern with the phrase "first to die" superimposed.
October 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Ever heard of Slim Goodbody?
Person dressed in a suit that makes it look like their insides are visible standing among giant food props. The words "SLIM GOODBODY'S NUTRITION EDITION" appear at the top of the image.
October 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Can the Secretary of Defense pass drug testing? Publish third-party test results.
Older and more readily measurable biomarkers such as serum gamma-glutamyl transferase (GGT) and serum carbohydrate-deficient transferrin (CDT) indirectly reflect alcohol consumption, whereas some newer assays directly measure alcohol metabolites such as serum phosphatidyl ethanol (PEth) and urinary ethyl glucuronide (EtG).
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Who's this dude he's calling effeminate?
Man in a suit who is holding something with his pinky finger sticking up.
September 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Sounds like Vance is too emotional for the job.
Someone named Jennifer Greenberg defending vice-president JD Vance writing that extrajudicial killing is "the highest and best used of our military."
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Wouldn't buying Big Balls some self-defense lessons be a hell of a lot cheaper?

Maybe get him one of those cat brass knuckles?
Pointy brass knuckles self-defense keychain. The item looks like a stylized cat head.
August 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Grim Reaper with the text "The only kilogram I give a shit about is the 1889 international prototype of the kilogram stored at the international bureau of weights and measures. The 2019 redefinition of of the SI base units can kiss my ass." Numerous misspellings only add to the silliness.
June 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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assle (third-person singular simple present assles, present participle assling, simple past and past participle assled) (intransitive) To sit, move, or scoot about on one's buttocks; loaf; wander idly around; waste time.
June 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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But, if the hands are lowered a bit, it's not all bad (e.g. Angela Merkel).
Image showing many, many examples of Angela Merkel touching her fingertips together (thumb-to-thumb, pinky-to-pinky, etc.).
June 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Trump posing with what is rumored to be his secret lovechild, a taco bowl.
May 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Image that Trump published of him supposedly eating a taco bowl. Contrary to the first before him, he sports a shit-eating grin.
May 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Whoopsie!

If it walks like a useful idiot and talks like a useful idiot...

I mean, you're acting like Glen Greenwald is still an honest broker of information...
Quote skeet wherein the OP indicates that they think that Glen Greenwald "has a really good point"
May 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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@mcuban.bsky.social

This person is representing themself as representing you.
Screenshot of Bluesky user jkush93 attempting to DM me. The message feels like the lead-in to a scam. It reads: "Hey! I hope you're doing well? I'm from March Cuban's management. We deeply appreciate your support especially on his posts. Thank you and wishing you all the best!"
May 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I'm annoyed that this unnatural hag takes The A-Team in vain.
Image of a social media post by noted boozehound, JK Rowling, holding up a drink and sucking a cigar. The author included "I love it when a plan comes together" in the post.
April 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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What's that just out of frame?
Box of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries sugary breakfast cereal.
April 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Let us look to Whoville!
Happy Whoville residents from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
April 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The flag of the U.S. state of Virginia.
April 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Flag of the U.S. state, Virginia.
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Have you met Muscle Hook?
Bright green "Muscle Hook," an implement for applying pressure on one's own hard-to-reach knotted muscles.
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Image of Zoidberg from the show Futurama
March 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM